Alright, so, I’ve been messing around with this whole “mountain time horoscope” thing, and let me tell you, it’s been a bit of a ride. Started off with zero clue what I was doing, really. Just thought it sounded cool, you know? I kinda figured it was about horoscopes but in different time zones.
First thing I did was hit up the internet, obviously. I Typed in a bunch of stuff about horoscopes and time zones, but it was all pretty confusing. Lots of flowery language and not much on how to actually, like, do it. Some stuff about “knowing your numbers” and “rebalancing your budget” – what’s that got to do with mountains? Libra is from September 23 to October 22, it says. I have a friend who is a Libra. I know she was born on October 10th. I was like, this is about money? But I kept at it.
Then I saw something about “optimism” and “general luck” turning around because of Venus. Okay, Venus, that’s a planet. Planets and stars, that’s more like it. Still didn’t really explain the mountain time thing, though. I read “Vogue Daily Horoscope 2024”, but I didn’t see a year 2024 calendar anywhere.
Then there were these sites talking about “NASA data” and “expert astrologers” crafting horoscopes in “real time.” That sounded pretty legit, I guess? But it still felt like I was missing something. I just wanted to read the stars and look at the mountains.
I tried comparing my regular horoscope with one from a mountain time zone website, but they were basically the same. So much for that theory. One of them said something about “sex, hustle, vibe” rankings for your star sign. Pretty wild. “Zodiac is telling you that today is a day for industriousness”, that sounds cool. But I still don’t know what it is talking about.
Finally, I stumbled on this one that mentioned checking your “schedule or calendar” and figuring out if you’re actually “achieving” or just “busy.” That kinda made sense, even if it wasn’t really about mountain time. This was the last thing I read.
So, after all that, I’m still not entirely sure what “mountain time horoscope” is supposed to be. Maybe it’s just a fancy way of saying you should pay attention to how you spend your time? Or maybe I just didn’t dig deep enough.
Here’s what I’ve figured out (sort of):
- It might be about being productive.
- Planets are probably involved somehow.
- NASA might have something to do with it?
- It’s not just about being in a different time zone.
I’m gonna keep looking into it. Maybe I’ll find some old dude on a mountaintop who can teach me the real secrets. If I do, I’ll definitely let you know. Until then, I guess I’ll just keep checking my calendar and trying to be productive. This is a mess now. I will keep finding out what it is.
