Alright, alright, lemme tell ya about this Angel Guardian Church in Brooklyn. Heard of it? Yeah, well, it’s a church, you know, where folks go to pray and all that. Big place, lots of people comin’ and goin’.
They got this thing called Mass, see? Every day, they do it. People gather ’round, listen to the priest talk about, well, whatever they talk about. God, I guess? And Jesus? I dunno, never really paid much attention. But they do it all the time, different times dependin’ on the day. Mornings, evenings, you name it.
- Mornings
- Evenings
- Weekends
Where is it, you ask? Ocean Parkway, they say. Don’t ask me the number, I ain’t good with numbers. But it’s there, big building, can’t miss it. If ya lost, ask someone, they’ll point ya in the right direction.
They got this thing for kids, too. Learnin’ about religion, I reckon. Sundays, they do it. Gotta teach ’em young, right? Get ’em on the right path, whatever that means. Keeps ’em outta trouble, maybe.
And them angels, oh boy, they talk a lot about angels. Watchin’ over us, they say. Especially the little ones. Like, each person got their own angel? Sounds nice, I guess. Makes ya feel safe, knowin’ someone’s lookin’ out for ya. Though, I ain’t never seen one myself. But hey, who knows, right?
They say angels take ya to heaven when ya die, too. Up there in the sky, with the clouds and all. Peaceful place, they say. No more worries, no more pain. Just floatin’ around, playin’ harps or somethin’. Sounds alright, better than stayin’ here, I tell ya.
This church, it’s got a website and all. Fancy stuff. Got all the info ya need, if ya wanna know more. Times of Mass, where it’s at, all that jazz. Just Google it, I guess. Or ask your grandkids, they know these things.
If someone’s sick or old, can’t make it to church, they got people comin’ to them. Say prayers, give ’em blessings, whatever they do. Nice of ’em, I suppose. Makes people feel better, less lonely maybe. We all need a little help sometimes, ain’t that right?
So, yeah, that’s pretty much it. Angel Guardian Church, Brooklyn. Big place, lots of people. Prayin’, learnin’, helpin’ each other out. Good stuff, I guess. If you’re into that kinda thing, check it out. Nothin’ to lose, right?
That’s all I know, folks. Don’t ask me no more, my head’s spinnin’. Go see for yourself, make up your own mind. Just remember, be good, do good, and maybe, just maybe, them angels will watch over ya.
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