Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them fancy computer things, the “hashtag” thingamajigs. They say it helps folks find your stuff on the internet. Like, if you’re talkin’ about stars and signs, them astrology things, you gotta use the right words so people can see what you’re jabberin’ about.
So, first off, you gotta use the big one, #astrology. That’s like yellin’ from the rooftops, “Hey! I’m talkin’ ’bout the stars!” It’s like puttin’ a big ol’ sign on your front porch. Everyone knows what that means.
Then, if you’re talkin’ ’bout them daily fortunes, the ones that tell ya if you’re gonna have a good day or step in a cow pie, you use #horoscope. That’s like tellin’ folks, “Come get your fortune read! See if you should carry an umbrella or wear your lucky socks!”
Now, if you’re all about them zodiac signs, you know, the Ram, the Bull, the Crab, all them critters, you gotta use #zodiac. That way, if someone’s a Leo, lookin’ for stuff ’bout Leos, they can find your stuff easy peasy. It’s like puttin’ up a sign that says, “Leos, come on in!”
And if you’re really into the details, like, where the planets were when you were born and all that, you throw in #birthchart. That’s for the folks who wanna know every little thing ’bout their stars. It’s like showin’ someone your whole family tree, but with stars instead of people.
- #astrologylover – For folks who just can’t get enough of them stars. Like folks who love pie, they just gotta have it.
- #astrologyposts – If you’re sharin’ pictures or writin’ stuff ’bout astrology, use this one. It’s like puttin’ a label on your jar of preserves, so folks know what’s inside.
- #astrologyreadings – If you’re tellin’ folks their fortunes, or readin’ their stars, this is your word. It’s like hangin’ a sign that says, “Fortunes Told Here!”
Don’t forget the ones for each sign, too. You got #aries, #taurus, #gemini, #cancer, #leo, #virgo, #libra, #scorpio, #sagittarius, #capricorn, #aquarius, and #pisces. That way, folks born under that sign can find your stuff. It’s like havin’ a party and invitin’ all the Leos to one corner, all the Virgos to another, and so on.
And for them newfangled picture things, like on that Instagram and that Tok-Tik thing, you can use #astrologyfacts, #astrologymemes, and #astrologyart. If you’re showin’ pictures, make sure folks can find ‘em. Like puttin’ your prize-winning tomatoes on the front table at the market.
Now, they say you gotta use a bunch of these things, not just one or two. It’s like plantin’ a whole field of corn instead of just a little patch. The more you use, the more folks will see your stuff. But don’t go crazy, now. Just use the ones that make sense for what you’re talkin’ about. Don’t go puttin’ up a sign for tomatoes when you’re sellin’ cucumbers, ya hear?
And one more thing, they say you gotta keep up with them new words, the ones the young folks are usin’. I don’t know much ‘bout that, but you gotta keep your ears open and listen for them newfangled words. Like when the wind changes, you gotta adjust your sails.
So, there you have it. That’s the lowdown on them hashtags for astrology. Go on now, and get to sharin’ your star stuff. Just remember what I told ya, and you’ll be just fine.
And remember to be nice to folks. Don’t go stirrin’ up trouble with them stars. It’s all supposed to be fun and help folks understand themselves better, not cause a ruckus. Like sharin’ a good meal with your neighbors, it’s about bringin’ folks together, not fightin’.
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