Alright, so you wanna know about this Cancer thing, right? Like, what the stars say? I ain’t no fancy stargazer, mind you, but I heard some things, seen some things. This here Cancer… it’s a… a star sign, they call it. Born in the summer, I think. Hot time of year, makes folks a little… crabby, maybe? Heh, get it? Crab? ‘Cause that’s their picture, a crab.
Now, they say these Cancer folks, they’re soft on the inside. Like a marshmallow, you know? But they got this hard shell, like a crab, to keep folks from hurtin’ ’em. Makes sense, I guess. World’s a tough place, gotta protect yourself. Don’t go showin’ your soft belly to just anybody, right? They been hurt before, these Cancers. People ain’t always kind, that’s for sure.
What about love and such? Well, they say Cancers get along good with other water signs. Fish and… uh… scorpions, I think? Makes sense, water folks stickin’ together. And then there’s the earth signs, too. You know, the steady ones. Like them bulls and goats and… what’s that other one? Anyways, them earth signs, they kinda ground the Cancers, keep ‘em from floatin’ away on all them feelings.
- Water signs: Understand the feelings, you see.
- Earth signs: Keep them Cancers steady, like a rock.
And work? What about makin’ a livin’? Well, seems like this year, things gonna be alright for them Cancers. Work’s gonna move along easy, they say. No big bumps in the road. That’s good, right? Nobody wants a bumpy road. Smooth sailin’, that’s what we all want. But listen, even if it’s smooth, you still gotta work hard. Nothin’ comes free in this life, you hear me?
I saw somethin’ about November… supposed to be some predictions for them Cancers in November. I don’t know much about it, but it’s comin’ up soon, so they better pay attention. And somethin’ about weekly horoscopes, too. Every week, somethin’ new. Sounds like a lot to keep up with, if you ask me. But folks like to know, I guess. Like to feel like they got a little heads up about what’s comin’.
These Cancers, they don’t like small talk. They wanna get real, you know? Talk about the stuff that matters. Don’t waste their time with chatter. They want real connections, real friends. And they can spot a fake a mile away, let me tell you. You can’t fool a Cancer. They got that… that… intuition, they call it. A gut feeling. And it’s usually right.
Now, I heard somethin’ about a place called Astro Guide… somethin’ on *? They used to do all these horoscopes, but they’re closin’ down. Shame, I guess. Folks liked readin’ that stuff. But you can still find some things on their website, they say. Sun signs and such. If you’re into that kind of thing.
So, that’s what I know about them Cancer folks. They’re sensitive, they’re protective, they’re hard workers, and they want real connections. And this year, things should be pretty good for ‘em, work-wise. But don’t take my word for it. Go read them stars yourself, if you want. Just remember, even the stars can’t tell you everything. Life’s full of surprises, that’s for sure. And sometimes, you just gotta roll with the punches, you know?
One last thing… Cancer people can be a handful, mind you. All that sensitivity and feelings… like a pot boiling over sometimes. You gotta be patient with ‘em. But they’re worth it, I reckon. Good hearts, those Cancers. Just gotta get past that shell.
And remember, it ain’t all set in stone. You got a say in your own life, stars or no stars. So go on, live your life. Be good, be kind, and don’t let nobody push you around. That’s the best advice I can give ya, Cancer or not.
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