Alright, let’s talk about this Barbra Streisand and her stars or whatever they call it. I heard folks talking about it, so I figured I’d try to make sense of it for ya. You know, like when you try to figure out why the rooster crows at 3 AM. Same kinda thing, right?
So, they say this Barbra woman, she’s a Taurus. Born on April 24th, just like my cousin Millie’s prize-winning bull. Taurus, that’s a bull, right? Makes sense, I guess, she seems kinda strong-headed, like that bull when he doesn’t wanna go back in the pen. Stubborn as a mule, my grandpa used to say.
Now, they got all these other fancy words too. Like “Ascendant.” This Barbra, her Ascendant is in Aries. I don’t know what an Aries is, sounds like one of them fancy cars the city folks drive. But they say it means she’s a “go-getter.” Well, I guess that means she gets things done. Like me when I gotta get them eggs collected before the sun gets too high.
And then there’s the Moon sign. Hers is in Leo. A lion, huh? So, she’s a bull, a car, and a lion all rolled into one? Sounds like a circus act to me! But they say this Leo moon stuff makes her, you know, emotional. Like when you watch them soap operas and the lady cries all the time. Yeah, that kinda thing.
- Sun sign: Taurus (that’s the bull, remember?)
- Ascendant: Aries (the go-getter car, or whatever)
- Moon sign: Leo (the crying lion from the soap operas)
They call this whole thing a “birth chart” or a “natal chart”. Sounds like something you’d find in the attic with all them old dusty papers. But apparently, it’s like a map of the stars when she was born. Like when you look up at the sky and see all them twinkly things. Only they say these twinkly things mean something. I dunno, seems kinda far-fetched to me.
They even got this thing called a “Grand Cross” or “Grand Square.” Sounds important, like something you’d see at the county fair. They say it’s rare, like finding a four-leaf clover. It happens when four of these planets line up in a square shape on that birth chart thingy. I guess it means something big, but honestly, it’s all Greek to me. Like trying to understand why the tomatoes didn’t grow so well last summer.
So, this Barbra, with her bull, her car, and her lion, she’s supposed to be both “spontaneous” and “faithful.” Spontaneous, like when the dog decides to chase a squirrel up a tree. Faithful, like old Bessie, my milk cow, who always gave me good milk, rain or shine. I guess it means she can be both wild and steady. Like a good ol’ country song, you know? One minute it’s fast and makes you wanna dance, the next it’s slow and makes you wanna cry.
They got websites for this stuff, you know. Places where you can look up anyone’s stars. Like that “Astrodienst” place they talk about. I ain’t got no computer, so I can’t check it myself. But if you’re into that kinda thing, you can go look it up. They say it’s the “world’s best astrology site.” I don’t know about that, but I guess it’s worth a look-see if you’re curious.
They even compare her to other folks, like this Adele singer. Says she’s a Taurus too. Born in May, though. So, I guess being a Taurus just means you’re born around the same time as my Millie’s bull, huh? Maybe that’s why they both seem so… determined.
So, there you have it. Barbra Streisand’s astrology chart, explained as best as I can. It’s a whole lotta bull, cars, and lions, with some squares and crosses thrown in for good measure. Whether you believe it or not, well, that’s up to you. Me? I’ll stick to watching the weather and hoping for good rain. That’s the kind of stars I understand.
But hey, if you wanna know more about this stuff, just google “Barbra Streisand’s zodiac sign” or “Barbra Streisand’s birth chart”. You’ll find all sorts of stuff, I’m sure. Just don’t ask me to explain it all again. My head’s already spinning like a weathervane in a tornado!
Tags: [Barbra Streisand, Astrology, Natal Chart, Taurus, Aries, Leo, Birth Chart, Zodiac Sign, Grand Cross, Astrodienst]
