Well, howdy there, folks! Let’s jaw about this here “Astrology of You and Me Oracle Deck.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But don’t you go gettin’ your britches in a twist, it ain’t as complicated as them city slickers make it out to be.
So, this here deck, it’s got somethin’ to do with that book, “The Astrology of You and Me.” Now, I ain’t read no books in a coon’s age, but from what I hear, that book’s all about how the stars and planets can tell you a thing or two about yourself and the folks around you. You know, like why your cousin Bessie is always naggin’ or why your rooster crows before the sun even thinks about peekin’ over the horizon.
This deck, it’s got 72 cards, and each one’s got a picture on it. They ain’t fancy art or nothin’, just plain pictures that tell a story. And these pictures, they’re about different kinds of folks you might meet in your life. You got your romantic partner – that’s your sweetheart, you see. Then there’s the ex – that’s the one who done you wrong, or maybe you done them wrong, who knows? You got your friend – the one who helps you shuck corn or lends you a cup of sugar. And then there’s the parent – the one who brought you into this world and probably gave you a good whoppin’ now and then.
But it ain’t just about other folks, mind you. This deck, it can help you understand yourself too. Like, why you always pick the bruised apples at the market or why you can’t resist a good ol’ fashioned square dance. It’s all in the stars, they say.
Now, how do you use this thing? Well, you shuffle them cards up real good, like you’re makin’ biscuits, and then you pick one. Or maybe you pick a few, depends on what you’re lookin’ to find out. And then you look at the picture and try to figure out what it means. It ain’t always easy, mind you. Sometimes them pictures are clear as a bell, and sometimes they’re as muddy as a pigpen after a rainstorm.
- Romantic Partner: This card might tell you if your sweetie’s gonna bring you flowers or if they’re gonna run off with the traveling salesman.
- The Ex: This card might tell you why things went sour, or maybe it’ll just remind you of that time they borrowed your prize-winning pumpkin and never gave it back.
- The Friend: This card might tell you if your friend’s gonna stick by you through thick and thin, or if they’re just gonna borrow your tools and never return ’em.
- The Parent: This card might help you understand why your mama always told you to eat your greens, even when they tasted like dirt.
And get this, if you mess up or wanna try again, they say you gotta wait for that time between the 8th and the 15th. Somethin’ about that time bein’ good for startin’ over. Sounds like plantin’ season to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two.
So, there you have it. This “Astrology of You and Me Oracle Deck.” It’s a way to peek into the future, or maybe just understand the present a little better. It ain’t gonna tell you the lottery numbers or nothin’, but it might give you a little nudge in the right direction. And if nothin’ else, it’s a good way to pass the time when the chickens ain’t layin’ and the cows ain’t milkin’. Just remember, it all comes from them stars and planets up yonder. They’re watchin’ us, you know, even when we’re just sittin’ on the porch, sippin’ sweet tea and swatting flies.
Is this deck for you? Well, if you’re curious about yourself and the folks around you, and you don’t mind a little bit of hocus pocus, then give it a whirl. It ain’t gonna hurt nothin’, and who knows, you might just learn a thing or two. But don’t go blamin’ me if the cards tell you somethin’ you don’t wanna hear. I’m just the messenger, same as the rooster crowin’ in the mornin’. He’s just tellin’ you the sun’s comin’ up, whether you like it or not.
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