Alright, let’s talk about this AP Psychology Cupcake Review thing. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a test, you know? Like them quizzes them school kids take.
So, first off, they talkin’ about seein’ colors on a cupcake. Now, I ain’t no scientist, but I know you see colors with your eyes. Them smart folks call it cones in the retina. Fancy words for the things in your eyeballs that let you see the pretty pink frostin’ on that cupcake.
- Seein’ Colors: Cones in your eyes, that’s what they say. They’s like little color pickers.
- Where Them Cones At?: They’s in your retina. That’s somethin’ in the back of your eye, I reckon.
Then they got these theories about color vision. Two of ’em! I don’t know the names, but it’s how your brain figures out what color you’re lookin’ at. Like, is that frosting really red, or is my brain just playin’ tricks on me?
Now, they talkin’ about eatin’ the cupcake and not gainin’ weight. Shoot, if I eat a cupcake, I gain weight! But they sayin’ if you burn off the calories, you won’t get fat. Makes sense, I guess. If you’re runnin’ around all day, you can eat more, right?
Metabolism, they call it. High metabolism, you burn calories fast. Low metabolism, you get big like me! Heh, just kiddin’. But seriously, if you eat that cupcake and then go hoe the garden all day, you probably won’t gain a pound. But if you just sit on the couch watchin’ TV, well, that’s a different story.
This AP Psychology class, they say it ain’t too hard. Easier than them other classes, like them math ones with all the numbers. I never was good at numbers. Give me a good story any day.
Seems like this cupcake review is a way to remember stuff. They got these flashcards and all. I remember usin’ flashcards back in school. Had to learn all them state capitals. Still can’t remember half of ‘em, though. Too old for that now.
Anyway, this cupcake thing, it’s about vision and how your eyes work, and how your body uses food. It ain’t rocket science, even this old lady can understand most of it. They makin’ it sound all complicated with them fancy words, but it’s just about seein’ and eatin’. And if you ain’t in class, they still want you to learn it. You gotta use your books and notes, just like the old days. No shortcut, I tell ya!
So, if you miss class and don’t get a cupcake, don’t you fret. You just do your homework and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get a cupcake at the end of the year party. They gonna have cupcakes and candy, they say. Sounds like a good time to me. I do love a good cupcake.
And if you eatin’ that cupcake and worried about gettin’ fat, just remember what they said. Calories in, calories out. You move around, you burn them calories. You sit around, them calories stick to ya like glue. That’s the way I see it, anyway.
So that’s the long and short of it. Seein’ colors, burnin’ calories, and learnin’ some psychology. And maybe gettin’ a cupcake if you’re lucky. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go find myself a little somethin’ sweet to eat. All this talk about cupcakes got me hungry!
Remember now, them cones in your eyes, they’re important for seein’ that pretty frostin’. And that metabolism, that’s important for keepin’ your figure. And if you study hard, maybe you’ll get a good grade and a cupcake too.
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