Well, let’s talk about this Celine Dion, you know, the singer. Folks are always on about horoscopes and all that star stuff, so I figured, why not yap about it a bit. Don’t know much about it myself, mind you, but I’ll tell ya what I heard.
Celine Dion, born March 30, 1968, over in Canada somewhere. Now, they say she’s an Aries. What’s that mean? Beats me. Something about being fiery, I guess. Like a firecracker, maybe? She sure can sing loud, so maybe that’s it.
They also say she’s got somethin’ called a Leo Ascendant. Sounds fancy, huh? Apparently, that makes her all showy and dramatic. Well, I reckon that fits. She’s always wearin’ them sparkly dresses and beltin’ out them big songs. So yeah, sounds about right.
- Aries Sun Sign: Means she’s probably got a lot of energy, like a young’un runnin’ around. Always doin’ somethin’, that one.
- Leo Ascendant: That’s the show-off part, I guess. Likes to be seen, likes to be the center of attention. Like a rooster in the henhouse, crowin’ for all it’s worth.
- Aries Moon Sign: Now this one, they say it’s about feelings. So maybe she’s got a lot of ‘em, and they change fast, like the weather. One minute sunshine, the next minute a thunderstorm. You know how it is.
They got all these fancy words, like “natal chart” and “planetary placements”. Don’t ask me what it all means. It’s like tryin’ to understand why the rooster crows at 5 AM. Some things just are, I guess.
They talk about “aspects” too. Like when the planets are lookin’ at each other, or somethin’. Sounds like gossip to me, all them planets whisperin’ about each other. But apparently, it affects things down here on earth. Who knows?
Now, there’s this thing called Ophiuchus. Sounds like a cough medicine, if you ask me. They say it’s a constellation, some extra star picture they forgot about or somethin’. And the sun goes in front of it for a bit every year. Seems like they can’t make up their minds, these star folks.
They also say some signs are secretive. Like those water signs – Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. Hidin’ things, they are. Like a squirrel hidin’ nuts for the winter. But then there’s fire signs – Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius – not so secretive. Out there for everyone to see, like a big ol’ bonfire.
And when they talk about mystery, they say Scorpio is the one. Always keepin’ you guessin’. Like why the cat always sits on the warmest spot on the couch, even if it’s your lap and you gotta pee.
So, what does all this mean for Celine Dion? Well, I reckon it means she’s a powerful singer with a big personality. She likes to be seen and heard, and she’s probably got a lot of feelin’s, even if she doesn’t always show ‘em. Just like a lot of folks, really. We all got our stars and our secrets, don’t we?
In short, Celine Dion’s a fiery Aries with a dramatic Leo rising, and a sensitive Aries Moon. She’s probably a handful, but that’s what makes her interesting, right? Just like a good pot of stew – gotta have a little bit of everything to make it tasty.
So there you have it. That’s about all I know about Celine Dion and her horoscope. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but it’s somethin’ to think about, I guess. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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