Alright, let’s talk about this beach place, Port Angeles, whatever they call it. I heard some folks call it “beach port angeles” so I guess that’s what we’ll call it too. Never been there myself, but my niece, she went there once. Said it was somethin’.
What’s this Beach Port Angeles all about?
So, from what I gather, this Beach Port Angeles ain’t your fancy-schmancy beach with all them umbrellas and whatnot. It’s more of a, well, a real beach. You know, sand, water, maybe some rocks. My niece said there’s this place called Ediz Hook. Sounds fishy to me, but she said it’s got the best views in the whole darn place. Harborview Park, that’s where it is. Said you can see everything from there. The water, the boats, everything.
- Ediz Hook: Gotta see the view, they say.
- Harborview Park: That’s where you go to look at Ediz Hook and everything else.
Now, I ain’t one for sittin’ around lookin’ at stuff, but if you’re into that kinda thing, this Beach Port Angeles seems like a good spot for it. My niece, she took a bunch of pictures. Looked pretty nice, I gotta say. Lots of water. And boats. She said there’s all sorts of things to do there, but mostly she just looked at the water. Said it was peaceful.
Things to Do at Beach Port Angeles (or so they say)
I heard tell there’s a whole bunch of stuff to do there, though I don’t know why you’d wanna do more than look at the water. They say there’s “attractions” and whatnot. Hotels, too, if you ain’t got a place to sleep. Sounds expensive to me. I’d rather sleep in my own bed, thank you very much.
But if you’re the kind that likes to spend your money, they say there’s plenty to do. They got somethin’ called “Tripadvisor” that tells you all about it. Thirty-nine thousand, nine hundred and twenty reviews, they say. That’s a lot of talkin’ about one little beach place, if you ask me. Apparently, folks like this Beach Port Angeles. Who knew?
Twenty-Five Best Things? I Don’t Believe It
And get this, they even got a list of the “25 best things to do in Port Angeles”. Twenty-five! What in the world could there be to do at a beach that takes twenty-five different things? Seems like a lot of fuss to me. I bet half of them things are just lookin’ at the water from different spots. Or maybe countin’ the rocks. Who knows what city folks get up to these days?
But hey, if you’re bored and got nothin’ better to do, I guess you could try and do all twenty-five things. Me? I’d stick to lookin’ at the water. Maybe take a nap. That sounds more my speed. Beaches are for relaxin’, not for runnin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Is Beach Port Angeles Worth the Fuss?
So, is this Beach Port Angeles worth all the fuss? Well, I don’t know. Like I said, I ain’t never been there. But from what I hear, it’s a pretty enough place. Got a nice view, plenty of water, and enough stuff to keep you busy if you’re the busy type. And if you ain’t, well, you can always just sit and look at the water. That’s what I’d do, anyways.
If you’re lookin’ for a quiet place to get away from it all, this Beach Port Angeles might just be the ticket. Just don’t expect me to go with ya. I got my own water to look at right here at home. And it don’t cost me a dime.
Final Words on Beach Port Angeles
So there you have it. Everything I know about Beach Port Angeles without ever havin’ been there. It sounds alright, I guess. If you like beaches, you’ll probably like this one. Just remember to bring a hat, sunscreen, and maybe a good book. And if you see my niece wandering around, tell her to come home. She’s been gone long enough.
And that’s all I gotta say about that.
Tags: [Port Angeles, Ediz Hook, Harborview Park, Beach, Washington, Travel, Tourism, Pacific Northwest]
