Find Your Perfect Deck: Best New Tarot Decks of 2023

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here… whatchamacallit… best new tarot cards for 2023. You young folks got all sorts of fancy names for things, but to me, they’re just cards. But I hear tell some of ‘em are real pretty and can tell you stuff. So, let’s see what the fuss is all about.

Now, they say you gotta find the right deck. Like finding the right pair of shoes, you know? Gotta fit good and feel right. Don’t just grab any ol’ deck. Some of these decks, they got pictures on ‘em that just speak to ya. Like that one with the…uh… the moon and stars all swirly-like. Pretty, real pretty. And some got animals, and some got… well, I don’t even know what some of ‘em got on ‘em! Too much goin’ on, if you ask me.

So, how do you pick the best one? Well, they say you gotta follow your… your whatchamacallit… inner thingy… in-too-wish-un, that’s it! Yeah, your gut feeling. If a deck makes you feel happy, or makes you think, or just plain catches your eye, then that’s the one for you. Don’t matter if it’s got fancy names or weird pictures. It’s your deck, see?

Pick one you like the looks of.
Pick one that feels right in your hands.
Don’t worry too much about what others say.

Now, some folks get all caught up in how many times to shuffle the cards. Seven times, they say. Seven! Like it’s some magic number. I say, shuffle ‘em till they feel right. You ain’t baking a cake here, you’re just… mixin’ up the cards. Don’t overthink it, that’s what I always say.

There’s this one deck, they call it the Thoth tarot. Sounds like somethin’ you’d catch a cold from, don’t it? But it’s real old, they say. Got all sorts of… uh… ess-o-teric pictures on it. Snakes and stars and… naked people! My goodness. A fella named Crowley, he come up with it. And some lady painted the pictures. They say it’s powerful stuff, but I don’t know. Seems a bit much for me.

I like the ones with the pretty pictures. Flowers and birds and… you know… happy things. Life’s hard enough without lookin’ at scary cards all day. And there’s so many new ones coming out all the time! It’s like they’re growin’ on trees or somethin’. But I guess that’s good. Means there’s somethin’ for everyone, right? Find your joy, that’s what matters. Whether it’s in a deck of cards or a warm cup of tea, find what makes you happy.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a new deck, don’t get all flustered. Just look around, see what tickles your fancy. And don’t listen to them city folks with their fancy words and complicated rules. Use your common sense. Pick a deck that makes you smile, and then go from there. That’s all there is to it, really. And remember, it’s just a deck of cards. It ain’t gonna change your life, but it might give you somethin’ to think about. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll help you find your way.