Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here… uh… horry-scopes, or whatever they call ’em. Daniel Dowds, that fella, he’s got a lot to say ’bout the stars and such. Don’t rightly know if it’s all true, but folks seem to like listenin’.
Daniel Dowds and Them Signs
Now, he talks about all sorts of signs, like Leo and Gemini and… oh, what’s that other one? Aries, that’s it! He says things like “better days are comin’” or “don’t get into no heavy talkin’.” Sounds like good advice, I guess, whether the stars are sayin’ it or not.
He goes on and on about planets too. Mars and Venus, somethin’ about ’em bein’ backwards or somethin’. Says it can make you feel all stirred up inside. Well, I reckon I feel stirred up plenty without no planets tellin’ me to! Havin’ to deal with them chickens all day makes me stirred up enough.
- Leo: He says for Leo folks, one thing leads to another. Like when you’re makin’ biscuits, I suppose. One biscuit leads to another, and pretty soon you ate the whole darn pan.
- Gemini: For them Geminis, he says no heavy talkin’. Good advice for most folks, if you ask me. Nothin’ good comes from too much jabberin’.
- Aries: And them Aries fellas, when they feelin’ generous, they like to “make it rain.” Sounds like they’re throwin’ money around, which is somethin’ I ain’t never seen much of. Rainin’ chickens is all I ever see.
Retrograde Planets and All That Jazz
This Daniel fella talks a lot about planets bein’ “retrograde.” Sounds fancy, but I ain’t sure what it means. He says Mercury is doin’ it too, and it’s messin’ with things. Well, things are always messed up, so I don’t know if we can blame it all on Mercury.
He also talks about bein’ alone with your thoughts. Contemplate your belly button, he says. Well, I ain’t got time for that! Got chores to do, food to cook, chickens to feed… no time for star-gazin’ and belly-button lookin’.
Is It All Real?
Now, some folks say this astrology stuff ain’t real. They say it’s all just in your head. Maybe so. But folks like hearin’ about what might happen. It gives ’em somethin’ to think about, I guess. Like that Sandra Bullock woman he talk about, she’s a Leo I believe… she don’t have no more trouble than the rest of us. It’s like readin’ the tea leaves or lookin’ at the clouds. You see what you wanna see, I reckon.
Daily, Weekly, Monthly… It Goes On and On
This Daniel Dowds, he’s got horoscopes for every day, every week, every month. Always somethin’ to say about the stars. He even talks about your “secret destiny.” Well, my secret destiny is probably just to keep on workin’ ’til the day I die. That ain’t no secret, though. That’s just the way it is!
He says from October to November he’s got something to say. Well I say he always got something to say, every day! Maybe he gets paid by the word, I don’t know. Talkin’ ‘bout the day ahead… well, the day ahead for me is probably the same as yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that! Work and chores that’s all there is.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about Daniel Dowds and his horoscopes. Take it with a grain of salt, like I always say. The stars might be sayin’ somethin’, or they might just be twinklin’ pretty in the sky. Either way, life goes on, and we gotta keep on keepin’ on.
Daniel Dowds Horoscopes: A Final Thought
Whether you believe in horoscopes or not, it’s kinda fun to read ’em sometimes. Just don’t go makin’ any big decisions based on what some fella says about the stars. Use your own head, that’s what I say. And if the stars are sayin’ good things, well, that’s just a bonus.
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