Alright, let’s talk about this body parts and planets thing, the way I understand it, you know? It’s like this, each of them planets up there, they got their own thing going on, and they mess with different parts of your body. Don’t ask me how, it just is, that’s what they say. Like, if Mars is angry, maybe you get a headache or something. It’s all connected, see?
Planets and What They Mess With
Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I heard some things. Like the Sun, that big fella, it’s all about your heart and your get-up-and-go. Gives you energy, makes you strong, you know? If the Sun’s happy in your chart, you’re probably gonna be pretty healthy, they tell me. Then there’s the Moon, that’s a lady planet, and she messes with your feelings and your stomach. You eat too much, blame the Moon. You’re crying all day, blame the Moon. That’s just how it works.
- Sun: Heart and energy, makes you strong like a bull.
- Moon: Your belly and your feelings, makes you moody sometimes.
- Mercury: That one’s tricky. It’s about your brain, your talking, and your hands. Makes you think fast, or maybe too fast, you get all nervous and fidgety.
- Venus: Ah, Venus, that’s the pretty one. She’s in charge of your throat, your skin, and, well, your, you know, private parts. Makes you wanna look good and feel good.
- Mars: This fella is all fire and anger. He messes with your muscles, your head, and your, uh, blood. Makes you wanna fight, or maybe just get things done, real quick like.
And then there’s the big ones, Jupiter and Saturn. Jupiter, he’s the lucky one, makes things bigger and better. He’s got something to do with your liver and your thighs, don’t ask me why. Saturn, now he’s the strict one. He’s about your bones, your teeth, and your knees. Makes you work hard and keeps you in line. If Saturn’s giving you trouble, you might feel old and creaky, like me sometimes! These planets are really something. They say what they are doing up there affects us down here.
The Outer Planets and the Hidden Stuff
Now, they got these other planets too, the ones you can’t even see without a big telescope. Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, they call ‘em. Uranus, it messes with your nerves and your sudden moves. Makes you a little bit crazy maybe, always changing your mind. Neptune, that’s a dreamy one. It’s got to do with your feet and your immune system, that thing that keeps you from getting sick. If Neptune’s strong, maybe you’re always catching colds, or maybe you just see the world a little differently. Then there’s Pluto, that’s the one they don’t even call a planet anymore, but it still messes with you. It’s about your, you know, private parts again, but in a deeper way, and it also messes with your big life changes, like birth and death.
And don’t forget Chiron, they call him the “wounded healer.” He ain’t a planet, but he’s important. He shows you where you’re hurt, and how you can heal yourself and others. It’s all connected, you see? Body, mind, spirit, and them planets up there.
How to Figure it All Out
Now, how do you know what planet is doing what? That’s where them astrology charts come in. They look at where all the planets were when you were born, and they tell you what that means for your life and your body. It’s like a map, see? It shows you where the bumps and smooth spots are gonna be. They got these signs too, like Aries, Taurus, Gemini, and all that. Each planet is in a sign, and that changes things up even more. It’s complicated, I ain’t gonna lie. But if you find a good astrologer, they can explain it all to you.
Strong Planets and Weak Planets
And it ain’t just about which planet is where, it’s also about how strong they are. If a planet is in its favorite sign, they say it’s strong, and it’s gonna do good things for you. But if it’s in a sign it doesn’t like, it might cause problems. It’s like having a good worker in your field, or a lazy one, you know? You want them planets to be working hard for you, not slacking off. They say the positions and strength of the planets in your horoscope can show if a part of your body is strong or weak. It gives you an idea of what to watch out for, health wise.
So, What Does It All Mean?
So, what’s the point of all this body parts and planets stuff? Well, it’s like this. If you know what planets are messing with what parts of your body, you can take better care of yourself. You can know what you’re likely to have trouble with, and you can do things to make it better. And if you know what’s going on up there in the sky, maybe you can understand what’s going on down here on earth, inside yourself. It’s all connected, like I said. Body, mind, and them planets up there. They’re all part of the same big story.
And remember, just like my old ma used to say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. So pay attention to them planets, and pay attention to your body. They’re both trying to tell you something.
Now I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about planets and body parts makes a person hungry.
