Well, let’s talk about this fella, Bradley Cooper, and all that star stuff. Don’t know much about it myself, but I heard some things, you know, from the TV and such.
Bradley Cooper, when he was born and what that means, or so they say.
See, they say this Bradley fella, he was born on January 5, 1975. That makes him a Capricorn, whatever that means. Sounds like some kinda goat to me, always climbin’ and stubborn. They told me that Capricorn folks are hard workers and that’s why Bradley’s done so well in the movies. Always strivin’, that’s what they are.
- Sun Sign: Capricorn – That means he’s a hard worker, I guess. Always climbin’ that mountain, just like them goats.
- Moon Sign: Libra – Now, this here Libra thing, they say it makes him charming. Smooth talker, probably. Can get along with just about anyone, even grumpy old folks like me.
- Ascendant: Sagittarius – This one, I ain’t too sure about. Something about how he shows himself to the world. Sounds like he’s adventurous though. Always on the go, that Bradley.
They got all these fancy words for it, ya know? Natal chart, they call it. Looks like a mess of lines and symbols to me. But apparently, it tells ya all about a person. Their personality, their future, even their love life! Can ya believe it? Makes you wonder if them stars really know that much.
They say that havin’ his Mercury and Venus both in Capricorn means he talks straight and takes relationships serious. Not one for messin’ around, that Bradley. And with his Mars in Sagittarius? Well, that just means he’s got the energy to go after what he wants. Like a dog chasing a squirrel, always on the move.
Now, some folks talk about this other thing, somethin’ called Ophiuchus. Sounds like a snake or somethin’. They say it’s the 13th zodiac sign, but most folks don’t even count it. It falls somewhere between late November and early December, so it don’t really matter for Bradley anyhow. He’s a Capricorn through and through, no matter how ya slice it.
So, what does all this star talk mean? Well, I reckon it means Bradley Cooper is a hard-working, charming fella who knows what he wants and ain’t afraid to go after it. He’s probably got a good head on his shoulders, even if he is one of them Hollywood types.
But you know what I think? I think all this star stuff is just a bunch of hooey. People are who they are, no matter when they were born or what the stars say. Bradley Cooper’s a good actor because he works hard and he’s got talent. That’s all there is to it.
But then again, it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it? Makes ya wonder if there’s somethin’ more to it all. Maybe them stars do have a say in things. Who knows? I sure don’t. I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of it all, just like everyone else.
I heard other actors have their birth thingys figured out too. Like that fella Ryan Reynolds, a Scorpio they say, born with passion and attention to detail, that’s why he’s so good at acting. Or that Johnny Depp fella, a Gemini, always changin’ like the wind, they say. But they all got their own ways of doin’ things, stars or no stars.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about Bradley Cooper and his astrology. He’s a Capricorn, he’s successful, and he seems like a decent fella. That’s good enough for me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
Keywords: Bradley Cooper, Astrology, Capricorn, Birth Chart, Zodiac Sign, Horoscope.
