Alright, let’s talk about this BTS astrology stuff, you know, like them singers and their birthdays. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just gonna tell ya what I heard and seen.
So, they got these signs, right? Like, somethin’ called Capricorn. That’s V, the fella with the deep voice. Born on December 30th, they say. Capricorns, from what I gather, they’re hard workers. Makes sense, that boy dances and sings like he’s got ants in his pants, always movin’ and shakin’. And good at it too, not like my old man tryin’ to dance at the county fair, bless his heart.
Then there’s Virgo. Two of ’em apparently. That’s Jungkook, the young one, and RM, the leader fella. They say Virgos are hardworking too, and like things neat and tidy. Well, Jungkook sure works hard, singin’ and dancin’ all over the place. And RM, he’s always talkin’ all smart and puttin’ things together. Seems like they got their heads screwed on right, those two.
- V – Capricorn – workin’ hard, always movin’.
- Jungkook – Virgo – young fella, singin’ and dancin’
- RM – Virgo – smart talker, leader type.
Now, there’s this Libra fella, Jimin. They say Libras like things fair and balanced. Jimin, he’s always smilin’ and seems like a sweet boy, tryin’ to keep the peace. Like that time my grandkids were fightin’ over a piece of pie, he seems like the type to step in and make sure everyone gets a fair share.
And then we got Jin, a Sagittarius. These folks, they like adventure. Well, Jin, he’s always crackin’ jokes and makin’ faces, seems like he’s up for anything. Reminds me of my cousin Eddie, always tryin’ somethin’ new, even if it usually ends up with him stuck in a tree or somethin’.
SUGA, he’s a Pisces. They say Pisces are kind. And yeah, SUGA, he might seem a little quiet sometimes, but he’s always lookin’ out for the others. Like that quiet dog we had on the farm, always watchin’ the chickens, makin’ sure no foxes got to them.
Last but not least, there’s j-hope, an Aquarius. They say they’re caring folks. And j-hope, he’s the sunshine of the group, always smilin’ and dancin’, tryin’ to cheer everyone up. Like that one neighbor lady who always brought cookies over when someone was feelin’ down, j-hope seems like that kind of fella.
So, you got all these different signs, and each fella in BTS fits right in with theirs, it seems. Like how my garden has all sorts of plants, some growin’ tall, some growin’ wide, but they all make the garden beautiful together. BTS, they’re like that garden, each one special in their own way.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe in all this star stuff for sure, but it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it? Like lookin’ up at the sky and wonderin’ what’s out there. And if it helps you understand these boys a little better, well, that’s just fine and dandy.
But remember, just because someone’s a certain sign, don’t mean they’re gonna be exactly like the book says. People are complicated, like my grandma’s recipe for apple pie, always a little different each time, but always good. These boys, they’re more than just their signs, they’re singers and dancers and good people, that’s what matters.
So there you have it, my take on this BTS and astrology thing. Just an old woman’s thoughts, nothin’ fancy, but hopefully it makes some sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make sure my chickens ain’t gettin’ into the neighbor’s yard again.
And one more thing, they also say that certain signs like certain places. Like some like action, some like cozy spots, some like parties, some like quiet places, some like fancy things, some like things neat and tidy, some like things peaceful and calm, some like exciting places, and some like adventures. It’s like how different folks like different kinds of pies, some like apple, some like cherry, some like pecan, you get the picture.
BTS, they’re all different, but that’s what makes them special. Like a patchwork quilt, all the different pieces come together to make somethin’ beautiful and warm. And that’s all I gotta say about that.
