Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat ’bout this here… uh… Capricorn African Astrology thingy, and this Lindaland, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but don’t you worry, I’ll make it plain as day, like a rooster crowin’ at sunrise.
So, this Capricorn, they say it’s a star sign. Like them twinkly things you see up yonder at night. Apparently, if you’re born ’round December to January, you’re one of ’em. They call it the 10th sign of the zodiac, but don’t go gettin’ all flustered ’bout big words. It just means it’s one of them signs they use for tellin’ fortunes or whatever.
Now, they got this here symbol for Capricorn, looks like a goat with a fish tail. Imagine that! A goat tryin’ to swim! Anyways, that picture, that’s how they show off this Capricorn sign. Every sign got its own little picture, you see.
- Capricorn Serious Business: These Capricorn folks, they’re serious as a judge. Always workin’ hard, tryin’ to get ahead. Nothin’ wrong with that, I s’pose, but sometimes a body needs to kick up their heels and have a little fun, you know? They say these folks need to loosen up a bit. Can’t be workin’ all the time, even a mule needs to rest.
- Capricorn and Love: Now, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ hitched to one of these Capricorns, you better be ready for some hard workin’ and serious talkin’. They ain’t the flighty type. But if you can handle that, they say it can be a good match. Like findin’ a good pair of work boots, they last longer than them fancy shoes.
This Lindaland place, I reckon it’s one of them websites or somethin’ where they talk about all this star stuff. They say it can help you “unlock your cosmic potential.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but some folks swear by it. Like my cousin swore by that tonic he bought from that fella with the shiny shoes, didn’t do nothin’ but make him gassy.
They also talk about somethin’ called a Capricorn Moon. Now, the moon, that’s somethin’ I understand. It hangs up there in the sky and shines at night. But apparently, when the moon is in Capricorn, it makes folks plan things. Like plannin’ when to plant your corn or when to butcher the hog. Seems like common sense to me, but I guess some folks need the moon to tell ’em what to do.
And this here Draco analysis they mentioned. Sounds spooky, like somethin’ out of a scary movie. But it’s just talk about stuff from the past, things that happened before. They say it can tie people together, like knots in a rope. And they talk about past lives, too. Like maybe you was a chicken in a past life, clucking around the barnyard. Who knows?
Now, they also say this Capricorn thing ain’t just for folks from some far-off country. Nope, it’s for folks everywhere, even here! If you’re a Capricorn, you’re a Capricorn, no matter where you hang your hat. It don’t matter if you’re from the big city or a little ol’ town like mine.
They mention India, too. That’s a place way over yonder, across the big water. So, see, this star stuff, it reaches all over the world. Like sunshine, it shines on everybody.
They also say if you got the Sun in Capricorn, you’re one determined fella. Set your mind on somethin’, and you’ll get ‘er done. Like a hound dog on a scent, you won’t give up ’til you find what you’re lookin’ for. That’s a good thing, I reckon. Long as you ain’t settin’ your mind on somethin’ foolish.
But not all these Capricorn women are the same, you know. Some just don’t get it, they don’t feel like they should, I guess. Just like not every apple on the tree is gonna be perfect, some are gonna be a little wormy. That’s just the way life is.
So, there you have it. This Capricorn African Astrology and Lindaland stuff, all boiled down so even an old woman like me can understand it. Now, don’t go gettin’ your head all tangled up in this star business. Just live your life the best you can, be kind to folks, and don’t forget to laugh every now and then. That’s the best kind of fortune tellin’ there is.
And if you want to learn more ’bout this stuff, seems like Lindaland is the place to go. They say it’s good for “quick facts”. But don’t spend too much time lookin’ at the stars, remember to look where you’re steppin’! Otherwise, you might just trip over a root and end up flat on your face. And that ain’t no good for nobody.
