Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Enhypen tarot thing. I don’t know much about these fancy cards, but I’ll tell you what I see, just like I see things in the chicken coop – plain and simple. Don’t expect no fancy words, okay? This is just good ol’ common sense talkin’.
So, this Enhypen… sounds like some kinda new tractor, but my grandkids tell me it’s a bunch of young fellas singin’ and dancin’. And folks wanna know their future? Well, life’s a field, you plant seeds, you get what you get. But alright, let’s see what these cards say, even if I don’t rightly trust ‘em.
First off, about love. I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ about Jay, one of them boys, and who he’s gonna marry. Now, marriage ain’t no song and dance, it’s hard work, like haulin’ hay. But the cards, they say this Jay fella, he’s a stand-up guy. Even if his gal says, “It’s alright, don’t bother,” he’ll still stick up for her. That’s what I heard, anyway. Sounds like a good egg to me. Someone who ain’t gonna run off at the first sign of trouble, like a scaredy-cat in the hen house.
- He’s loyal, that’s what it means. Loyal like a good dog, stickin’ by your side, no matter what. That’s important, you know? You don’t want no wishy-washy fella, flittin’ around like a butterfly.
- And he’s strong. Not just muscles, but strong in the heart. Life throws rocks at ya, and you need someone who can take a hit and keep on goin’. Like a sturdy oak tree in a storm.
- But he ain’t perfect, mind you. Nobody is. We all got our weeds to pull, even these fancy Enhypen boys. But as long as he’s got a good heart and a strong back, he’ll do alright.
Then there’s this other thing, about negativity. Sounds like some kinda bad weather, am I right? Well, the cards are sayin’ that whoever this is about – maybe it’s Jay, maybe it’s another one of them – they been through somethin’ tough. Real tough. Like tryin’ to plow a field full of rocks.
But here’s the thing: they got the strength to get through it. The cards say their energy can overcome all that bad stuff. Like a little sprout pushin’ through hard ground, reachin’ for the sun. They don’t gotta pretend to be somethin’ they ain’t. Just gotta be themselves, and that’s enough.
That’s somethin’ we all need to hear, ain’t it? You don’t gotta be no fancy city slicker, you don’t gotta be no famous singer. You just gotta be you. The good, the bad, the whole shebang. And you gotta be strong enough to face whatever comes your way. Life ain’t always a picnic, you know?
So, this Enhypen tarot… I still don’t know much about it. But it seems to me like it’s sayin’ these boys are good kids, with strong hearts and bright futures. They gonna face their share of troubles, sure, just like everyone else. But they got what it takes to overcome ‘em. They just gotta remember where they come from, keep their feet on the ground, and not let all that fame and fortune go to their heads. Like I always say, “A good harvest comes from hard work and a little bit of luck, not from no magic beans.”
And one more thing, for all you young folks out there listenin’. Don’t go lookin’ for all the answers in some cards or tea leaves. The real answers are inside you. Trust your gut, work hard, and be kind. That’s the best kinda fortune tellin’ there is. And if things get tough, remember what the cards said about that Enhypen fella – be loyal, be strong, and be yourself. That’s all you need, believe me. That’s enough to get you through just about anything.
And that’s my two cents on this whole Enhypen tarot business. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They need feedin’, and they don’t care about no fancy cards, that’s for sure.
