Well, let me tell ya, this here career astrology calculator thing, it’s somethin’ else. Folks say it can help ya figure out what job you’re good at. I ain’t no scholar, but I know a thing or two about workin’ hard.
Now, they got these fancy words like “birth chart” and “zodiac sign.” Sounds like somethin’ a witch doctor would say, but they say it’s all connected to the stars. Like, if you was born when the ram is up in the sky, they call you an “Aries.” And them Aries folks, they say they’re good at bossin’ people around, sellin’ stuff, or runnin’ around playin’ games. Sounds like my nephew Billy, always tryin’ to sell me them rocks he finds, says they’re “precious gems.” Hmph!
Then there’s them “Taurus” people. They born when the bull’s in charge, I guess. They say them folks are good with money, countin’ beans and such. Workin’ in banks or sellin’ houses. My neighbor Martha, she’s a Taurus. Always talkin’ about her “investments.” Don’t know what that means, but she seems to have a lot of chickens, so maybe that’s it.
- Aries good for bossin’ and sellin’
- Taurus good with money
- Gemini good with talkin’ and writin’
And them “Gemini” folks, they like to talk a lot. They say they’re good at writin’ stories or actin’ on the stage. Like them folks on the TV, always makin’ a fuss. My granddaughter, she’s a Gemini. Always got her nose in a book or makin’ up stories about fairies and goblins. Kids these days!
Now, this here calculator thing, it looks at where all the stars and planets were when you were born. They got this thing called the “10th House,” which they say is all about your job and what you’re good at. If you got certain planets in that “house,” they say you’ll be good at this or that. It’s all a bit confusing to me, but folks seem to take it serious.
Professional Pathway Harmony, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d hear at a church singin’. But it just means findin’ the right job for you. And this calculator, it’s supposed to help ya do that. You just punch in your birthday and all that, and it spits out some ideas. It’s like lookin’ at a roadmap to see where the road leads and what kind of place you’ll find there.
They even got somethin’ called a “numerology career number.” Sounds like more hocus pocus to me. But they say if you got a certain number, you’re good at certain things. Like, if you’re a number one, you’re a leader. If you’re a two, you’re a helper. And so on and so forth. It’s like a big game to find out who you are.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe in all this star talk. But I reckon it don’t hurt to look. Maybe it can give ya some ideas, especially if you’re feelin’ lost and don’t know what to do with your life. It’s like havin’ someone whisper in your ear that this way or that way might be a good road to take, a good path to follow. And you know I’ve always said when ya feel lost in the woods, every extra word counts.
But let me tell ya, the most important thing is hard work. No matter what the stars say, you ain’t gonna get nowhere if you don’t put in the effort. You gotta get your hands dirty, sweat a little, and keep on pushin’. That’s what my pappy always told me, and he didn’t need no calculator to tell him that.
But you can take a peek too, ya know, at your Free Career Astrology Report, that’s what these youngins say. And it can tell ya about the kind of Job Astrology that fits ya, and there are a lot of these Career Calculator Astrology tools around, so no worries about gettin’ to one of them to find out about your fate and such. It ain’t gonna hurt and it’s better than doin’ nothin’, I always say.
So, if you’re curious about what the stars have to say about your career, go ahead and try one of these calculators. Just remember, it’s just a tool. It ain’t gonna make the decisions for ya. You still gotta do the work. But maybe, just maybe, it can point ya in the right direction.
And maybe, one day, you’ll be able to say you found what you were supposed to be doin’ all along, all thanks to readin’ the stars and doin’ a bit of figuring’ and hearin’ from an old woman like me, eh?
