Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this… uh… horoscope 1 janvier thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean, but I reckon it’s somethin’ about what the stars say gonna happen on January first.
Now, some folks say January first is a time for startin’ fresh. Like turnin’ over a new leaf, they say. You know, like when you decide to finally clean out that junk drawer you been pilin’ stuff in for years. Only, this here’s for your whole life, I guess. New Year, New You, they call it. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
- They talk about “Mercury goin’ Direct.” Sounds like that Mercury fella was lost for a while and finally found his way back home. Good for him, I say. Hope he had a nice trip.
- And somethin’ about “signs.” Like, road signs? Or maybe them fancy zodiac signs they got in the newspaper. Never paid them much mind myself. But some folks swear by ’em, so who am I to judge?
Seems like this January first, things might be a bit “difficult” for some folks, especially them Aries people. Don’t know what an Aries is, but I hope they ain’t catchin’ the flu or nothin’. They say Mercury bein’ in their “8th house” is the reason. Land sakes, I ain’t got no eighth house, just this here little shack, and it suits me just fine.
Now, they go on about Capricorns and Aquarians. Sounds like a bunch of fancy critters to me. Capricorns, they say, are “ambitious, disciplined, and practical.” Well, that sounds alright. Like my old Bessie, that cow was always determined to get to the best grass, no matter what. Disciplined? Yep, she always showed up for milkin’ time, punctual as you please. Practical? Well, she gave good milk, so I’d say that’s practical enough.
Aquarians, on the other hand, they’re “innovative, independent.” Sounds like them city folks with their newfangled gadgets. Always comin’ up with somethin’ new. Independent? Well, that’s good, I reckon. Long as they don’t forget how to lend a helping hand when a neighbor needs it.
This whole “horoscope” thing, it’s supposed to tell ya what to expect for the week, or maybe the whole year. Foretell the future, they call it. Hmph, I say the only way to know the future is to get up every mornin’ and do your best. The stars might have their say, but we got our own minds to make up, don’t we?
They say this January is a time for “evolutionary acceleration.” Big words, ain’t they? Sounds like things are gonna speed up, maybe. Like them fancy cars they got now, zoomin’ down the road faster than a scalded dog. Well, I reckon I’ll just stick to my own pace. No need to rush, I always say. Life’s too short to be in a hurry all the time.
And somethin’ about “dedication and integrity.” Now them are good words. Means stickin’ to your guns and doin’ what’s right, even when it’s hard. Like tendin’ your crops, even when the weather’s bad, or lookin’ after your family, even when you’re tired. That’s the kind of stuff that matters, not what some star chart says.
So, this horoscope 1 janvier… I guess it’s just another way of lookin’ at things. Some folks find comfort in it, some folks find guidance. Me? I reckon I’ll just stick to what I know: Work hard, be kind, and appreciate the little things. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll take a little peek at them stars tonight, just for fun. But I ain’t gonna let ’em tell me what to do. I’m my own boss, always have been, always will be.
They mention somethin’ about “harmony” too. That sounds nice. Like a good ol’ church choir singin’ in tune. Or maybe just sittin’ on the porch with a glass of sweet tea, listenin’ to the crickets chirp. That’s harmony enough for me. And if Mercury goin’ Direct helps bring a little more of that into the world, then I say, good on ya, Mercury. You done good.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on this whole horoscope thing. Take it or leave it, I don’t much care. Just remember to be good to yourself and good to others, and you’ll be alright, no matter what the stars say. That’s the way I see it, anyhow.
