Alright, let’s talk about this Casanova astrology stuff. I don’t know big words, but I can tell you a thing or two about people and love, just like I know my chickens lay eggs.
Now, they say some folks are just born for love, like those… uh… Pisces and Cancer people. They call ‘em romantic. Romantic, ha! Means they fall head over heels easy, I reckon. Like my old rooster chasing after every hen in the yard. Same thing, just with more flowers and sweet talk, probably.
- Pisces: They say these folks are the biggest suckers for love. Always dreamin’ and hopin’ for that perfect someone. Like waitin’ for a rain that never comes sometimes, if you ask me.
- Cancer: These ones, they want that forever kinda love. Clingy like a vine, I tell ya. Want you home for supper every night, and don’t you dare look at another hen… or man, I guess.
- Libra: Always lookin’ for balance, they say. In love too, I guess. Means they probably want someone who can cook and clean AND bring home the bacon. Good luck findin’ all that in one fella!
- Taurus: Stubborn as a mule, these ones. But when they love, they love hard. Like a good ol’ workhorse, steady and true. But don’t cross ‘em, or you’ll feel their horns!
- Scorpio: Ooh, these are the mysterious ones. Secretive like a fox in the henhouse. Passionate, they say. Means they probably fight just as hard as they love. Keep your eyes peeled with them, that’s all I say.
- Capricorn: They’re serious folks. Want a love that lasts, a real partnership. Like buildin’ a house together, brick by brick. Not much for flim-flam, these ones.
Now, some of these signs, they fall in love at first sight, like… what was it… Aries, Leo, and yeah, those Pisces again. I tell ya, it’s like seein’ a shiny new tractor and thinkin’ you gotta have it, even if you ain’t got no land to plow. That’s what I think anyways. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout all this fancy star talk.
They say this Casanova fella, he was somethin’ else with the ladies. Born on April 2nd, they say. Makes him an Aries, I guess. Explains it, maybe. All fire and passion, like a barn fire on a hot summer night. Quick to love, quick to move on, probably. That’s how them Aries are, or so they say, I don’t know myself.
Now, they also talk about a “rising sign” and a “social personality.” Said his was somethin’ somethin’ when he was born. Sound like a bunch of hogwash to me. But I guess it means how he acted around folks. Charming, I bet. Smooth talker, like a salesman sellin’ snake oil. Knew how to make a woman feel special, even if it was just for a little while. Just like my husband when he want more cookies, sweet as pie then he leaves dirty socks on floor.
They got these personality types too, like “ENTP” and “7w8.” Sounds like a bunch of letters and numbers to me. Means he was probably smart and liked to have fun, I reckon. A bit of a daredevil, maybe. Always chasin’ the next thrill, the next pretty face. Just like a young pup runnin’ after every butterfly, can’t blame him I suppose.
But let me tell you somethin’ about love, it ain’t all about stars and signs. It’s about kindness and respect. It’s about bein’ there for someone through thick and thin. It’s about sharin’ a pot of coffee on a cold mornin’ and laughin’ at silly things together. It’s about hard work and forgiveness. It’s about more than just sweet words and pretty promises. It’s about a good heart and a strong back. And that, my friends, is somethin’ you won’t find in no horoscope.
So, you can read all them charts and stars, but in the end, it’s the person you choose, and how you treat ‘em, that matters. Don’t go blamin’ the stars if your love life is a mess. Look in the mirror, I say. That’s where you’ll find the real answers. Just like my grandma use to say, the answer is always in the last place you look, cause after you find it you stop looking. And I think that goes for love too.
This astrology stuff, it’s just a bit of fun, I reckon. Like readin’ the tea leaves or throwin’ salt over your shoulder. Don’t take it too serious. Just live your life, be a good person, and love with all your heart. That’s the best advice I can give ya, stars or no stars.
And remember, computer or no computer, they don’t know it all. Only you know what is in your heart and that’s all that matters.
