Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Celine Dion woman and her stars, or whatever they call it, that astrology thing.
Celine Dion, that singer gal, born on March 30, 1968. They say she’s an Aries. You know, one of them zodiac signs. Like them pictures in the newspaper, the ram or somethin’. Folks say Aries people are strong-headed and full of fire. Guess that makes sense, she sings them big songs real loud, you know?
- Born: March 30, 1968
- Place: Charlemagne, Canada
- Time: 12:15 pm (I heard tell that the time you’re born matters too, imagine that!)
Now, some smarty-pants folks, they call it a “birth chart” or somethin’. Sounds fancy, but it just means lookin’ at where all the planets were when she popped out. They say it tells ya ’bout her personality and her life and all that.
This Aries thing, they say it makes her determined. And I reckon that’s true. That girl, she sings her heart out every time. And she’s been singin’ for a long, long time. Must be that Aries fire, keepin’ her goin’. Folks say she’s got this creative thing goin’ on too. Well, no duh! She makes up all them songs, don’t she? Or sings ’em real good anyway.
Some folks, they say there’s different ways to look at them stars. There’s this “Western” way and this “Vedic” way. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but they say the Vedic one is more accurate. Something about the stars movin’ or somethin’. Don’t ask me, I just repeat what I hear.
They also talk about the “Sun sign” and the “Moon sign”. Now, the Sun sign, that’s your main one, like Celine’s Aries. But the Moon sign, that’s somethin’ ’bout your feelings, they say. I don’t know what her Moon sign is, and frankly, I don’t much care. But them astrology folks, they eat that stuff up.
Then there’s all these other planets they talk about – Mars, Venus, Jupiter. Each one means somethin’ different. Like Mars is ’bout energy, and Venus is ’bout love. Jupiter, I think they said it’s about luck or somethin’. They look at where all these planets were when she was born and they tell ya what kind of person she is. It’s like readin’ tea leaves, if you ask me.
But I gotta say, some of it makes sense, you know? Celine, she seems like a strong woman, a fighter. And she sings them love songs real good. Maybe them stars do have somethin’ to do with it, maybe not. Who am I to say?
They say this astrology can tell you ’bout your health too. Like if you’re gonna be sick or somethin’. And it can tell you ’bout your “ideals,” your dreams I guess, and if you want power. Well, Celine sure wanted power in the music world, and she got it, didn’t she? So maybe there’s somethin’ to it.
There’s even places, like on the internet, where you can put in your birthday and they’ll tell you all ’bout your stars. One place, they say it’s the best in the world, somethin’ about Switzerland. But I ain’t got no computer, so I can’t do that. And even if I did, I probably wouldn’t. Got better things to do than mess with stars.
And you can save these charts, they say. Like collectin’ stamps or somethin’. Put ’em all in one place and look ’em up whenever you want. Sounds like a lot of work to me. I got enough trouble rememberin’ where I put my glasses.
So, there you have it. Celine Dion and her astrology. Is it real? Is it fake? I don’t know. But it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it? And that girl, she can sure sing, stars or no stars. That’s what matters to me. She sings from the heart, and that’s good enough for this old woman.
Keywords: Celine Dion, astrology, Aries, birth chart, zodiac, March 30, 1968, Charlemagne, Canada, Vedic, Western, Sun sign, Moon sign.
