Alright, let’s talk about this ex tarot spread thing. I ain’t no fancy card reader, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But these cards, sometimes they tell ya somethin’ ya need to hear, even if it’s about that darn ex of yours. So, let’s keep it simple, like pie, alright?
What in the Sam Hill is an Ex Tarot Spread Anyway?
Well, it’s just a way of layin’ out them tarot cards to get a look-see at what’s goin’ on with your old flame. You know, the one who done you wrong, or maybe the one you done wrong. Doesn’t matter much now, does it? What matters is figurin’ out what the heck is what. This ex tarot spread can help you see the past, the present, and maybe even what’s comin’ down the road with that fella or gal.
Simple Spreads for Simple Folks
Now, some folks get all fancy with their card layouts, but I say keep it simple, stupid. That’s what my old man used to say, bless his heart. Here’s a couple of spreads that even a blind hen could figure out.
- The Three Card Spread: Past, Present, Future
This one’s as easy as fallin’ off a log. You pull three cards. First one’s the past, what happened between you two. Second one’s the present, where you’re both at now. Third one’s the future, what might happen if you keep on this path. Simple as that. For example, if you get the “lovers” card in the past, well, that’s means you were all lovey-dovey once upon a time. The “tower” in present means you now hate each other. The future get a “sun” card, maybe there’s a chance for some happiness down the road, but not together, just you being happy. See? Easy peasy.
- The Five Card Spread: Moving On
This one gives you a little more to chew on. First card is the past of the relationship, what it was like. Second card is the present of the relationship, if there is any left. Third one show what you are thinking. The Fourth card tells you what your ex thinking. Finally, the fifth card is about moving on, what you need to do to let go and get on with your life. It ain’t easy, letting go, but sometimes it’s the best thing you can do. Like a rotten tooth, gotta pull it out before it infects the whole darn jaw.
- Will My Ex Come Back? Spread
This is what most people want to know. But let me tell you something. Some exes are like bad pennies, they always turn up. This spread have four cards. The first card tell you what your ex doing now, the second tell you if your ex miss you, the third tell you what stopping your ex from coming back. The final card, it tells you what going to happen, will he back or not.
- Does My Ex Still Love Me Spread
Now, this one, it’s a bit trickier. Because love, well, it’s a messy thing. First card is about your ex’s true feelings, deep down. Not the stuff they say, but what they really feel. Second card is what your ex showing to other people. Maybe he show that he don’t care, but deep down he do. The third one is what stopping your ex move on. The final card, it tells you if there is a chance to be together in the future.
But What Do the Darn Cards Mean?
Now, that’s the tricky part. Each card has its own meanin’, and it can change dependin’ on where it lands in the spread. But you don’t gotta be a genius to figure it out. Most of them cards got pictures on ’em, right? So, use your common sense. If you see a card with a bunch of happy people dancin’, that’s probably good. If you see a card with a fella hangin’ upside down, well, that’s probably not so good.
And don’t forget, the cards ain’t set in stone. They just show you the possibilities, the different paths you can take. You still gotta make your own choices, gotta decide what you want outta life. You are the boss of you own life, not some cards.
Listen to Your Gut
More important than any card is your own gut feeling. You know that little voice inside your head? The one that tells you when somethin’ ain’t right? Listen to it. The cards can give you some guidance, but in the end, you gotta trust yourself. You gotta do what you think is best for you. And if that means lettin’ go of that ex, well, then so be it. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, as they say. Or maybe you just need some time to be on your own, to figure things out. That’s okay too.
So, there you have it. A little somethin’ about this ex tarot spread. It ain’t rocket science, just a way to get a little clarity, a little insight into what’s goin’ on. But remember, the most important thing is to listen to your own heart, to trust your own judgment. And don’t go chasin’ after someone who don’t want to be caught. You are worth more than that, honey. You are worth more than that. Now go on and live your life, and don’t let no ex hold you back.
