Howdy folks! Let’s yak about somethin’ called Chinese astrology triads, or whatever them smarty-pants city folks call it. I don’t know much ‘bout fancy stuff, but I heard tell it’s got to do with animals and when you were born. Sounds like hogwash to me, but hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two.
So, they say there’s these 12 animals. Like, a rat, a cow… well, they call it an ox, like them city folks ain’t never seen a real cow… a tiger, a rabbit, and a bunch of other critters. Each one’s supposed to mean somethin’, dependin’ on when your mama popped you out.
- Rat
- Ox
- Tiger
- Rabbit
- Dragon
- Snake
- Horse
- Goat
- Monkey
- Rooster
- Dog
- Pig
Now, they go and group these animals into four bunches, these “triads” they call ‘em. Think of it like this: you got your chickens, your ducks, and your geese, all birds, right? Same kinda deal here, but with them zodiac animals.
First triad, they say, is the Rat, Dragon, and Monkey. Them city folks, they say these folks are smart and like to get things done. I reckon that means they’re quick-witted like a rat, powerful like a dragon in them stories, and playful like a monkey. Makes a lick of sense, I guess. If you’re one of these, maybe you’re always tinkerin’ with somethin’ or plannin’ somethin’ big.
Second triad is the Ox, Snake, and Rooster. They say these folks are steady and hard-workin’. Like an ox plowin’ a field, a snake movin’ slow and steady, and a rooster crowin’ every mornin’, rain or shine. These folks ain’t afraid of a little elbow grease, I tell ya. If you’re born under these signs, you probably ain’t one to shy away from a hard day’s work. You’re the type that gets up early and gets things done, no matter what.
Third one is the Tiger, Horse, and Dog. Now, these are the fiery ones, they say. Full of energy and passion, like a tiger chasin’ its prey, a horse gallopin’ across a field, or a dog waggin’ its tail fit to beat the band. If you’re one of these, you probably got a lot of spunk. You’re always on the go, and you ain’t afraid to speak your mind. You’re the type that jumps in feet first and figures things out later.
And last but not least, we got the Rabbit, Goat, and Pig. These folks are the gentle souls, they say. Kind and compassionate, like a rabbit nibblin’ on grass, a goat grazin’ peacefully, or a pig snorin’ in the mud. If you’re born under these signs, you probably got a big heart. You’re the type that always looks out for others, and you try to keep the peace. You’re the kind of person that makes the world a little bit nicer.
Now, I don’t know if any of this is true, mind you. But it’s kinda fun to think about. Like, is my old man a pig ‘cause he snores like one? Is my neighbor a rooster ‘cause he’s always up at the crack of dawn? Who knows? But it gives you somethin’ to chew on, I guess.
This Chinese astrology, it ain’t just about them animals, though. They say it can tell you who you’re gonna get along with, too. Like, if you’re a rat, maybe you’ll do good with a dragon or a monkey. But you might butt heads with a horse or a rooster. It’s like them city folks tryna figure out who’s gonna play nice together in the sandbox. I reckon it’s the same with love and marriage, too. They say some signs are just meant to be together, and some are better off stayin’ far apart as the east is from the west.
And they even say this here astrology can tell you what kinda job you’d be good at, or what kinda year you’re gonna have. If you’re a tiger, maybe you’ll be a good boss or somethin’. If you’re a pig, maybe you’ll have a lucky year and find a whole mess of truffles. I don’t rightly know how they figure all this out, but it sure is somethin’.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about these Chinese astrology triads. Take it with a grain of salt, like I always say. Life’s too short to worry about whether you’re a rat or a rabbit. Just be a good person, work hard, and treat folks right, and you’ll be just fine. And if you do find yourself curious about this Chinese astrology stuff, well, maybe them city folks with their books and computers can tell you more. Me? I gotta go feed the chickens.
