Well, let me tell you, this August, it’s gonna be a real doozy! The horoscope for August, they say it’s all over the place. Some good, some bad, just like shucking corn, you never know what you gonna get in each ear.
They say horoscope got something to do with stars and moons. I don’t know much about that, I just know what I see. And what I see is, this August gonna be hot, that’s for sure! And full moons, two of ’em! Some of them stars are gonna be movin’ backwards, this August horoscope says. Makes no sense to me, but that’s what they say. Retro… something.
First off, for them Leos, August 25 to August 31, they say it’s gonna be a mixed bag. Like when you go to the market and get some good apples and some bruised ones. Early part of the week, might be some trouble with health and folks you know. Like a bad batch of preserves, just gotta get through it. But later on, things will get better, ‘specially with money and work. Like findin’ a twenty dollar bill in your old apron!
- Leo: August 25-31, tough start, but gets better!
- Money and work look good for Leo later in the week.
- Health and relationships are like a bumpy road at first.
Now, them Scorpios, August is gonna be a big month for ’em. Big changes, like when you finally decide to paint that old shed out back. New chances in love, work, money, even health. Like plantin’ a new garden and seein’ what sprouts up. August is gonna be full of surprises for them Scorpios, that’s what this here August horoscope is sayin’.
- Scorpio: August is a month of BIG changes!
- New chances for love, like a new rooster in the henhouse!
- Work, money, health – all gettin’ a fresh start.
And then there’s this other one, Virgo. August 25-31 again. They say this week brings new chances and deep connections. Whatever that means. Just gotta keep an open mind, like tryin’ a new pie recipe. And stay balanced, like walkin’ on a fence rail. That’s how you make the most of it, they say.
- Virgo: new chances this week.
- Keep an open mind, like when your neighbor brings over a new casserole, might be good, might not!
- Stay balanced, not too much, not too little.
Aries, now them Aries, they say in this August horoscope, you gotta be careful. Don’t go doin’ things without thinkin’ in August! Like buyin’ a whole bunch of yarn just ’cause it’s on sale and then not knowin’ what to do with it. Think before you act, that’s what they say for Aries in August.
- Aries: Don’t be doin’ things without thinkin’ in August.
- Think before you leap, like lookin’ before crossin’ the road.
This whole horoscope for August, it’s all about what’s comin’ up in your relationships, your work, and how you’re feelin’. Like readin’ the weather signs, some days are sunny, some days are stormy. They say that Sun is gonna be important. I don’t know about that, I just know it gets hot here in August.
And that Mercury thing, movin’ backwards in Virgo startin’ August 5th, they say that’s a big deal. Like I said, don’t make much sense to me. Just like when the cows get out and you gotta chase ’em back into the field, things goin’ the wrong way.
They say August gonna make you feel like rememberin’ old times. Nostalgia, they call it. Like lookin’ at old photos, or that old quilt your grandma made. Somethin’ about a “blue moon.” This August horoscope got all sorts of things in it. They say this month is between two full moons. Like two big eyes starin’ down at ya.
These horoscopes, they say they can tell you about the future. Like lookin’ at the clouds to see if it’s gonna rain. Maybe they right, maybe they not. All I know is, August is gonna be a month, just like any other. Gotta take the good with the bad, the sweet with the sour. Just like life, I reckon.
This whole horoscope for August is just a way of guessin’ what’s gonna happen. Like tryin’ to guess how many jars of peaches you gonna can this year. You just gotta wait and see.
So there ya have it. That’s what I make of this horoscope du mois août. Just gotta keep your chin up and your boots on, and see what August brings. It will be a long month.
And remember that things are always changing, like the weather. Nothing stays the same for too long, for better or for worse. That is what I think about it. It is like the seasons, always changing.
