Listen up, you young’uns! Gonna tell ya ’bout this here horoscope eastrolog thing. It’s like, when you’re born, the stars and them planets up there, they do somethin’. They kinda decide things for ya, like a fortune teller, but with the sky instead of cards.
I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it tells ya what’s gonna happen each day. Like, if you’re a, uh, what’s that bull one? Taurus? Yeah, a Taurus. They say it tells a Taurus person what kinda day they gonna have. Good or bad. Lucky or not.
Now, I ain’t sure ’bout all that, but it sure is interestin’. They got all these signs. Like, there’s a goat one, I think. And a fish one, two fish swimmin’. Each one means somethin’ different. It is horoscope eastrolog!
- Aries – that’s like a ram, I reckon.
- Taurus – that’s the bull. Stubborn, they say.
- Gemini – somethin’ about twins.
- Cancer – that’s a crab, I think.
And there’s more! They got a lion, and some lady holdin’ scales, and a scorpion. And a fella with a bow and arrow. It’s a whole mess of things up there in the sky, all connected to us down here, they say.
Horoscope eastrolog is very popular. You can find it on the web, they got these, uh, websites. They tell ya all about your sign. What it means, what kinda person you are. And what’s gonna happen to ya. They even got it on them phone things. Them little computers you carry around.
They say some days are good for love. Like, a 10 is the best. Easy day for love, they say. Other days, not so much. It all depends on them stars, and your sign. Like, if you’re a fish, maybe one day is good for fishin’ for love. If you’re a bull, maybe you gotta be careful not to butt heads with nobody.
Some folks, they live by this horoscope eastrolog stuff. They read it every day. They won’t do nothin’ unless their sign says it’s okay. Like, “Oh, my sign says today’s a bad day to buy a new cow, so I’ll wait till tomorrow.” That kinda thing.
They say these horoscope eastrolog things can be wrong, sometimes, maybe a lot. You type in your birthday, where you was born, and they say the computer does the rest. But the computer don’t know you. It’s all general like, not specific. You know what I mean?
- Libra – that’s the scales. All about balance, they say.
- Scorpio – that’s the scorpion. Watch out for that stinger!
- Sagittarius – the fella with the bow and arrow.
- Capricorn – that’s the goat. Likes to climb mountains, I guess.
I don’t know, seems like there’s always more to the story than what them stars say. A person is a person, not a fish or a goat, right? If you want good luck, just be a good person. That is all you need! No need to worry much about the horoscope eastrolog.
But hey, it’s fun to read sometimes. Like readin’ the funny papers. You can see what your sign says, and see if it matches up with your day. Just don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, ya hear?
Some days, my sign says I’m gonna have a bad day. And then I have a great day! I find a dollar on the ground, or my neighbor brings over some pie. So, you never really know. Life’s full of surprises, like a gopher poppin’ out of a hole.
- Aquarius – somethin’ about water.
- Pisces – that’s the two fish. Swimmin’ in different directions, maybe.
These young folks, they got all these fancy names for it now. Astrology, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ a doctor would study. But it’s just about the stars, and how they might affect your life. They say it all started way back when, with some folks called the uh… Bab-uh-lonians? Something like that. Then other folks got a hold of it, changed it around some. Now it’s all over the place.
So, that’s the horoscope eastrolog thing, best as I can figure it. It’s like a weather forecast for your life, only it’s written in the stars instead of the clouds. Might be right, might be wrong. But it’s somethin’ to think about, I guess. Just don’t let it rule your life, ya hear? You’re the boss of you, not some star a million miles away. Remember that, now!
