Well, I heard people talkin’ ’bout this thing, horoscope Eugenia Last. Sounds like some kinda fortune-tellin’, you know? They say this Eugenia Last knows somethin’ ’bout the stars and what they mean for us down here. I don’t know much ’bout it, but folks seem to think it’s important.
I reckon it’s like plantin’ seeds. You gotta plant ’em at the right time, under the right moon, if you want ’em to grow good. Maybe this Eugenia Last, she knows when the right time is for other things, too. Like, when to start a new job, or when to ask that fella for a date. Or when is good to buy somethin’ big. It is just my guess.
Some folks say she’s been doin’ this for thirty years! Thirty years starin’ at the sky. I guess she must see somethin’ up there that I don’t. Maybe I should give it a try and watch the stars more often. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, though.
They got these things called stars, like, one star, two stars. I guess like it’s rate to us? Don’t rightly know what that means. One star is avoid somethin’ bad. Two stars, you can do somethin’. Sounds like one of them there ratin’ systems, like they got for restaurants. One star, maybe the food ain’t so good. Two stars, maybe it’s okay. But for life, you know?
And then they got all them different signs. Like, Leo, and… uh… some others. I can’t keep ’em all straight. Each one’s got its own little sayin’ for the day. Like, “Use your skills” or “Go to a party.” I guess it’s like gettin’ a little fortune cookie message, but for your whole life, not just for after you eat Chinese food. You want somethin’ good, you get good sign, I think.
- One star: Stay outta trouble, keep your head down.
- Two stars: You can get somethin’ done today.
- Three stars: Somethin’ good might happen, maybe at a party.
I saw somethin’ ’bout puttin’ business and pleasure together. That sounds like a good idea. Like when you go to the market and you see your friend there, and you end up talkin’ for an hour. You got your shoppin’ done, and you had a nice visit. Two birds, one stone, as they say. I like that. That is smart.
They also say somethin’ ’bout “collect your thoughts.” That’s always good advice. Before you go sayin’ somethin’ you’ll regret, or doin’ somethin’ foolish. Just like when you count your money before go to the store. You make sure you know how much you got before buy everythin’ you want. You need to think first.
This horoscope Eugenia Last, it’s got somethin’ for everybody, I guess. Whether you’re a Leo or a… uh… Gemini. I think that’s one of ’em. It’s like a little guide for your day. Tells you what to watch out for, what to try for. I don’t know what I did before. I just do whatever I want.
I guess some folks like havin’ that kinda guidance. Like knowin’ what the weather’s gonna be like before you go outside. You can plan accordin’. You know to take your umbrella if it’s gonna rain. Or wear your heavy coat if it’s gonna be cold. It is always good to know somethin’ before. Save you some trouble, maybe.
I’m still not sure what to make of this whole horoscope Eugenia Last thing. But it’s interestin’ to think about. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe the stars really do have somethin’ to say about our lives. I might just have to pay more attention to ’em from now on. I can look at the stars more. After all, I got nothin’ better to do at night.
But even if you don’t believe in all that star stuff, it’s still kinda fun to read. It is like readin’ a story. Gives you somethin’ to think about. And who knows, maybe it’ll even give you a little bit of good luck. We could all use a little more of that, couldn’t we? Yeah, we all need that. A little bit hope is always good.
I remember one time, my neighbor, she swore by her horoscope. Said it told her not to travel on a certain day, and she listened. Turns out, there was a big storm that day, and the roads were all closed. She said if she had gone, she woulda been stuck. So maybe there’s somethin’ to this Eugenia Last horoscope for today after all.
This old brain of mine ain’t as sharp as it used to be, but I reckon even an old dog can learn new tricks. So, maybe this whole star-gazing thing is worth a shot. I’ll keep my eyes on the sky, and maybe, just maybe, I’ll figure out what this Eugenia Last is all about. Who knows, maybe it can help with my arthritis, too! I will ask her next time.
