That Conan, you know, the one on the TV, he’s a funny guy. I heard some folks talking ’bout his stars and such. They call it astrology. Sounds fancy, right? I don’t know much ’bout it, but I heard that Conan, he’s an Aries. Born on April 18, 1963, that’s what them young folks told me. Means he’s, you know, got that fire in him. Like a goat, always jumping around, maybe a little stubborn, I guess.
They say your birth chart, like a map of the sky when you came into this world, tells a lot ’bout a person. This Conan O’Brien’s birth chart, it’s full of all sorts of things. Stars, planets, all lined up just so. Don’t ask me how they know, but they say it’s all there. They can find out about his planetary positions. I reckon it’s like reading tea leaves, but with the whole sky up there. Some folks, I don’t know who, can understand all that, and I heard they can tell you about your future. It’s a mystery.
They say every year the stars, they move around, and that means somethin’ too. It’s all so confusing. They call it a yearly horoscope. Like the weather, I guess. Sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy. They say this lady, Liz Greene, she knows all about it. Says every little thing that happens, it’s got a meaning. Like when the crows caw extra loud, you know rain’s comin’. Same kinda thing, but with the stars.
- That Conan O’Brien’s astrology, it’s a big deal, I guess.
- Lots of folks lookin’ at it.
- They say he’s an Aries sun.
- Sun sign, they call it.
I saw somethin’ on the computer about Conan O’Brien’s horoscope. This page with lots of stars and numbers. Don’t understand a lick of it. Some big website, Astrodienst, or somethin’ like that. They got horoscopes for everyone, I reckon. Free, too! Can you believe that? They just need to know when you were born, where you were born, and that’s it. Seems a bit personal to me, giving out all that information. But that’s what the young folks do these days, putting everything out there. It’s strange.
This Conan O’Brien, he’s got all these signs, they call ’em. Aries, that’s his sun. Then there’s this other one, Virgo. That’s his, uh, Ascendant, I think they said. And then Aquarius, that’s his Moon sign. Sounds like a whole bunch of nonsense to me. But the young folks, they eat it up. They say it explains why he’s so funny, why he’s so quick with the jokes. Maybe there’s something to it. My grandson can explain it, maybe. I will ask him when he comes to visit me.
You know, that Conan, he used to be on the TV all the time, late at night. He had that show, talkin’ to all those fancy folks. They said he was the longest one doin’ it. After that other fella, David Letterman, stopped. I remember him. He was funny too, not like this Conan. This Conan O’brien, he’s more, you know, silly. But folks like him. He’s not on that late-night show no more, though. Stopped doin’ it a while back, I think it was June 2021, that’s what they tell me. Time flies, don’t it?
Conan O’Brien’s birth chart is like a secret code, and all them astrology folks, they’re tryin’ to crack it. Tryin’ to figure out what makes him tick. I don’t know if they’ll ever figure it all out. People are complicated. Stars or no stars. But it’s interestin’ to think about, ain’t it? Like a puzzle. A big, starry puzzle in the sky.
- This Conan O’Brien, he’s a popular fella.
- Lots of folks interested in his astrology.
- His birth chart and horoscope and all that.
Maybe I’ll ask my neighbor, she’s into all that astrology stuff. She’s got books and charts and everything. Maybe she can tell me more ’bout this Conan O’Brien and his stars. She always says there’s somethin’ to it. Says it helps her understand people better. I don’t know. Seems like a lot of work to me. But to each their own, I reckon. As long as it makes ’em happy. That’s all that matters, right?
Anyway, this Conan O’Brien’s astrology, it’s got folks talkin’. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Gets people thinkin’ ’bout the stars, and the sky, and all that’s up there. Maybe that’s a good thing. Makes you wonder, you know? What’s it all mean? I still don’t understand it, but I won’t tell anyone. I guess it does not matter that much.
