Well, well, well, lookie here, it’s September 17th already! Time sure does fly when you’re having fun, or when you’re busy as a bee, like me. Today, I reckon we should talk about that there horoscope thing. The stars and all that up in the sky. Some folks say it’s all hogwash, but I tell ya, there’s somethin’ to it. You just gotta know how to read it, like readin’ the signs of a good harvest.
Now, I ain’t no fancy pants horoscope reader with all them big words. I just know what I know from livin’ and watchin’ and listenin’. And what I know is that today, September 17th, is gonna be a day for everyone, no matter what your sign is. A rare Full Moon, that what they say, some fancy name, but it is still a Full Moon, you know.
Let’s start with them Aries folks, the ones born between March 21 and April 20. They’re like the first sprouts in the spring, full of energy and ready to go, go, go! Today, you Aries might be feelin’ extra feisty. Like a rooster ready to crow at the sunrise. Just remember to take a deep breath every now and then. Don’t go chargin’ into things like a bull in a china shop.
Then there’s them Taurus, born between April 21 and May 20, as stubborn as a mule, but they got hearts of gold, I tell ya. Today might be a good day for you Taurus to just relax and enjoy the simple things. Like a good slice of pie or a nap in the sun. You’ve been workin’ hard, you deserve a break.
Next up is them Gemini, born between May 21 and June 20, they are always talkin’, talkin’, talkin’! They got two sides to ’em, like two sides of a coin. Today, you Gemini might be feelin’ a little scattered, like your mind is goin’ in ten different directions. Try to focus on one thing at a time, like pickin’ berries from a bush, one by one.
Cancer folks, born between June 21 and July 22, they are the homebodies, like a hen tendin’ to her chicks. Today, you Cancer might be feelin’ extra sensitive. Like a flower that’s been rained on too much. Don’t be afraid to ask for a hug or a kind word. We all need a little comfort sometimes.
Oh boy, then come the Leos, born between July 23 and August 22, they are always wantin’ to be the center of attention, like a peacock showin’ off its feathers. Today you Leo, things might just go your way. You will find some new chances to grow. But keep your feet on the ground. Remember to share the spotlight sometimes, there’s enough sunshine for everyone. You and your lover may do something fun today, this will make your love stronger. Don’t let your big head get into your love.
Now, them Virgos, born between August 23 and September 22, they are always payin’ attention to the details, like a squirrel gatherin’ nuts for the winter. Today, you Virgo might be feelin’ a little overwhelmed by all the little things you gotta do. Remember to take breaks, and don’t be afraid to ask for help. Many hands make light work, as they say.
Libra, oh, Libra, born between September 23 and October 22, always tryin’ to keep things balanced, like a scale weighin’ out sugar and flour. Today, you Libra might be feelin’ a little indecisive. Like you can’t make up your mind about which way to go. Just trust your gut, and go with what feels right.
And them Scorpios, born between October 23 and November 21, are mysterious, like a deep well with no bottom. Today, you Scorpio might be feelin’ extra intense. Like a thunderstorm brewin’ in the distance. Try to channel that energy into somethin’ positive, like plantin’ a garden or fixin’ somethin’ that’s broken.
Sagittarius, born between November 22 and December 21, always lookin’ for adventure, like a bird flyin’ south for the winter. Today, you Sagittarius might be feelin’ restless. Like you need to spread your wings and fly. Take a walk in the woods, or try somethin’ new. A little change of scenery might do you good.
Then there’s them Capricorns, born between December 22 and January 19, are always workin’ hard, like a farmer plowin’ his field. Today, you Capricorn might be feelin’ extra ambitious. Like you’re ready to climb the highest mountain. Just remember to pace yourself, and don’t forget to enjoy the view from the top.
- Aries: March 21 – April 20
- Taurus: April 21 – May 20
- Gemini: May 21 – June 20
- Cancer: June 21 – July 22
- Leo: July 23 – August 22
- Virgo: August 23 – September 22
- Libra: September 23 – October 22
- Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
- Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
- Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Well, that’s all I got for today’s horoscope. Remember, the stars can give you a little guidance, but you’re the one in charge of your own destiny. So go out there and make it a good day, no matter what your sign is! This horoscope for 17 September is just some old lady’s thoughts, so take it with a grain of salt, but I hope it helps you out some!
