Well, well, well, looky here, it’s ’bout that time again. Time to talk about them horoscope things. Today, we’re gonna gab about folks born on April 17. That’s right, you April 17 birthday people, this here’s for you. Now, I ain’t no fancy horoscope reader, but I hear things, you know? I hear things ’round the way, and I’m here to spill the beans, plain and simple.
So, April 17, huh? You folks are Aries. That’s what they call it. Aries, like them rams with the big horns. And what do I know about rams? They’re stubborn. They butt heads. They got a mind of their own. Sounds like some folks I know born on April 17th… maybe. Just sayin’. And folks say that you if you are born on April 17 birthday, you are an Aries, so, you have a strong personality, you know? Like, you ain’t afraid to speak your mind. You see somethin’ you want, you go after it, no beatin’ around the bush.
The people born on April 17 is strong. They are like ox. They can work and work. They do not stop. And you April 17 folks, you got that fire in ya. That Aries fire. It makes you wanna do things, go places. You ain’t the type to just sit around on your porch all day, are ya? No sir, you got things to do! They are leaders. You know, like the boss. They tell people what to do. They are not scared.
Now, I hear some of you April 17 birthday people are real stubborn, like I said before about them rams. You get an idea in your head, and that’s it. Ain’t nobody gonna change your mind. You dig your heels in, and you ain’t budgin’. Can be good, can be bad, I reckon. Depends on what you’re bein’ stubborn about. You gotta know when to bend a little, you know? Like a willow tree in the wind. Don’t wanna snap in two.
- April 17 birthday means you’re an Aries.
- Aries are strong.
- Aries are leaders.
- Aries are stubborn. That’s what they say about the April 17 zodiac.
- But being stubborn ain’t always bad.
And you April 17 folks, they say you’re independent. You like to do things your own way. Don’t need nobody tellin’ you what to do. You like your freedom. Like a bird, flyin’ where it wants. I get that. Nobody likes to be cooped up. But remember, even birds fly in flocks sometimes. It’s good to have folks you can rely on, even if you are an independent Aries. And you know about your family. You love them. You stay with them. That is good.
These April 17 zodiac people, they got a good heart, most of ’em. They care about folks. They might not always show it, ’cause they’re busy doin’ their own thing, but deep down, they got a soft spot for the people they love. They might be tough on the outside, but they got a gooey center, like them candies my grandbaby likes. But they can be a little…you know…bossy. Like to be in charge. That’s that Aries leader thing comin’ out. Just gotta remember to share the reins sometimes, you know? Let other folks have a turn at the wheel.
Now, they say you April 17 folks are lucky. Things just seem to go your way more often than not. That’s a good thing, I reckon. Everybody needs a little luck in their life. But don’t go relyin’ on it too much. You still gotta work hard, even if you are a lucky Aries. Luck only takes you so far. The rest is up to you. And don’t let that luck go to your head, neither. Stay humble. Nobody likes a show-off, lucky or not. If you have April 17 birthday, you should work hard, and should not only think about luck.
You April 17 people like nice things. You like to have a good house. You like to wear nice clothes. That is okay. But do not forget, having a good heart is better. Being kind is better. And they are determined. They don’t give up easy. They keep going, even when it’s hard. Like, you know, when you’re plantin’ seeds in the garden, you gotta keep waterin’ ’em, even when the sun’s beatin’ down. You April 17 folks, you’re like them seeds. You keep growin’, no matter what.
If your birthday is April 17, you are special. Just remember to be kind, be brave, and be yourself. And do not be too stubborn. And remember what that old lady told you. Might be somethin’ to it, might not. But it’s somethin’ to think about, ain’t it?
So, there you have it. That’s all I got to say about them April 17 folks and their horoscope. Hope you learned somethin’. Or at least got a chuckle or two. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go yell at them young’uns to get off my lawn. They’re messin’ up my petunias. And those petunias are award-winnin’, mind you! Just like you April 17 birthday folks are winners in your own way. Alright, I’m done now. Bye-bye.
