That Dakota Johnson, she’s a big star now, ain’t she? I seen her in some movies. She’s a pretty one. But you know, these days, folks talkin’ ’bout this astrology thing. Sayin’ it can tell you ’bout a person. So, I got to thinkin’, what’s this Dakota Johnson astrology all about?
Well, seems like this Dakota, she was born on October 4, 1989. Some say that makes her a Libra. Now, I don’t know much ’bout these signs, but they say Libras are s’posed to be all nice and charming. That one makes sense. She does seem nice in them movies.
They say she’s a fashion model and actress. That one’s plain as day. You just gotta look at her to see that. Pretty as a picture, that one.
Some folks say there’s more to it than just being a Libra. They talk ’bout somethin’ called a “birth chart”. Sounds complicated. Like readin’ tea leaves or somethin’. But they say it tells you even more ’bout a person.
- They say she’s got this Capricorn as her somethin’ called “Ascendant.” Don’t ask me what that means.
- And somethin’ called a Sagittarius as her “Moon sign.” Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus to me.
- But they say it all means somethin’. Like, it tells you what kind of person she is deep down.
I heard some folks sayin’ astrology can even tell you who you’re s’posed to be with. Your “soulmate” they call it. Now that’s somethin’. They say you gotta look at somethin’ called your “7th house” in your birth chart. Lordy, that sounds like a lot of work just to find a man.
They say this Dakota, she’s got a Capricorn Rising, a Libra Sun, and a Sagittarius Moon. And that means somethin’ when it comes to love, I reckon. They talk about some fella named Chris, sayin’ their signs are good together. Because they are both “Earth Sign” somethin’.
This whole astrology thing, it’s a bit much for me. But I guess it’s interestin’ to some folks. They say it can tell you all sorts of things. Like, when you’re gonna fall in love. They say that’s in somethin’ called your “5th house.” And when that gets “triggered” by somethin’ in the sky, then love is comin’.
There is a thing they call “Grand Cross” or “Grand Square”. That is very rare in astrology. It is about four planets on the birth chart.
Now they have some Dakota Johnson‘s birth chart things online. I don’t know how to do that online thing. But they say that you can print it out. That is crazy.
If you are born between Sep 23 and Oct 22, you are a Libra. So Dakota Johnson is a Libra. I don’t know what I am. I was born in January. Is that a goat?
I reckon it all comes down to this: people like to know ’bout themselves. And they like to know ’bout other people. Especially famous people like this Dakota Johnson. And if this astrology thing helps ’em do that, well, then I guess it’s all right. It just that these young people use many new words. I can not understand.
But I still think she’s a pretty one, that Dakota. And she seems nice enough. Maybe that’s all that really matters in the end, Libra or no Libra. You don’t need no stars to tell you that, do you? Just gotta use your own two eyes and your own good sense. That’s what I always say. And that’s all this old lady’s got to say ’bout that Dakota Johnson astrology business.
She is from Austin. I have been to Austin many times. It is a big city. Not like my hometown. There are many cars. But it is a good place. Many people move to Austin. It is a good city for young people. It is better than Dallas. I do not like Dallas. It is too big.
This Dakota Johnson, she is a good actress. She will be around for a long time. I think she will make many good movies. I like the movies. I like to go to the movie house on the weekend. It is fun to see a movie on the big screen.
I hope she is happy. She looks happy. I like to see young people happy. It is a good life when you are young. It is harder when you are old. But life is still good. I am happy. I have my family. That is all that matters. This Dakota Johnson, she probably has a good family too. I hope so. Being famous is hard. Family is important. I hope she remembers that.