Well, let me tell you, this free Egyptian tarot reading, it’s somethin’ else. You ever heard of that? It’s like them cards, them fancy ones with all them pictures, they tell your fortune. I heard about it from… I don’t know who told me. Probably my neighbour told me. I don’t remember.
This thing, it ain’t like readin’ no tea leaves, nah. These Egyptian tarot, they got pictures, all colorful and such. They say these pictures, they come from way back, from them Egyptians, you know? Them folks who built them pyramids. Imagine that! They had their own way of seein’ what’s comin’ down the road.
So, I heard, you can get this done free. Don’t cost you nothin’. Just gotta find the right place, I reckon. And they lay out them cards, all special like, and then, bam! They tell you what’s what. Your future. I don’t believe it, but I heard many people do believe.
- Love life
- Money troubles
- That bad hip actin’ up
They say these cards, they know it all. Even them events you did in the past. These cards can see everything. It is unbelievable. But I don’t believe these.
Now, I heard there’s this… this fella, name of… Thot. Sounds like a sneeze, don’t it? Anyways, this Thot, he’s the big cheese with these Egyptian tarot cards. Like the boss man. He’s the one who makes ’em work, I guess. Don’t ask me how, I just heard it from someone. Maybe at the bingo hall, that’s a place where people talk.
Some folks, they swear by these tarot readings. Say it helps ’em figure things out. Like, should they take that new job? Or should they finally tell off that no-good neighbor? You know the type. These Egyptian card reading things, they say, can help with all that.
Me? I don’t know. Seems like a lot of hocus pocus to me. But hey, if it’s free, maybe it’s worth a try, right? Couldn’t hurt, I suppose. Unless them cards tell you somethin’ real bad, then maybe you’d wish you hadn’t. I prefer to live in ignorance, I think. It is a good way to live.
I heard these cards are divinatory. I ain’t never heard that word before. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Guess it means they tell the future. Like them fortune tellers at the fair, ‘cept with these fancy Egyptian tarot cards instead of a crystal ball. These cards are full of mysteries. That’s what I heard.
They say this Egyptian tarot, it’s one of the best. Been around for ages, they say. Longer than I been alive, that’s for sure! And that’s sayin’ somethin’, let me tell you. People believe it is one of the best, and some other people not. I don’t think I would put my future on some cards.
This deck, they call it a deck, like a deck of playin’ cards, it’s got 78 of ’em. 78! Can you imagine? And they all got different pictures. Some are called, the arcana things. Don’t ask me what that means. Sounds important, though.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ to maybe tell you what’s comin’ your way, maybe this free Egyptian tarot reading is for you. Just remember what old me told you, it’s all a bit of fun, ain’t it? Don’t go bettin’ the farm on what them cards say. You hear?
I mean you want to know your future, right? But actually you don’t know. Because if you know your future, you don’t want to live anymore. So these tarot readings are just for fun, I think. You know, if you are bored, you can try these. It is free.
But you know, you can just do whatever you want, and then you will have a good future. Don’t rely on these cards. These are just papers with some pictures. You are the master of your life. Not those Egyptian card reading. You can find these on the internet. Many websites do these. They said it is free. If it is not free, don’t do it. It is not worth your money. You can use your money to buy some good food.
If you ask me, I still don’t believe these tarot readings, especially these Egyptian tarot. It is so ancient. How can it know my future? I don’t understand. Maybe some young people will know. But I don’t. I won’t use my time on these things. Maybe I will ask my neighbour again about these things. If I can remember, I will tell you more about these.
