Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Today, we gonna talk about them ENHYPEN boys and their stars. Yeah, that’s right, ENHYPEN astrology. All that star stuff, you know? My old bones ain’t too good with rememberin’ everything, but I’ll try my best to tell ya what I know.
Them ENHYPEN Boys and Their Stars
Now, these ENHYPEN boys, they got all them different signs, just like us regular folks. Heard tell it makes ’em special, or somethin’. Each ENHYPEN member has their own uniqueness. Makes sense, I reckon. Everybody’s different, ain’t they?
They say that Heeseung fella, he’s the oldest. And a good singer, too. I heard him on the radio once. Not bad, not bad at all. He’s the one they call the Main Vocalist. What does that mean? I don’t know. Maybe he sings the most. That Heeseung, he sings real good in most of their songs. He’s got a voice on him, that one. Lee Heeseung is the oldest member of Enhypen. He sure has somethin’ special.
- Heeseung, that’s the oldest, they say he’s somethin’ called a… a Leo? Like a lion, roar!
- Then there’s… uh… Jay. Yeah, Jay. He’s a, a… Aries? Sounds like a goat to me.
- Jake, that’s a good name. He’s a Scorpio. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds kinda spooky.
- Sunghoon, another good name. He’s a… Sagittarius? Sounds like a mouthful.
Now that Ni-ki boy, oh boy. That Ni-ki, he’s the best dancer. I seen him on the TV, movin’ and groovin’. He’s got the moves, that one. Ni-ki is the most popular because of his dancing skill. Even them folks who ain’t fans, they like him. Popular, that Ni-ki. He’s a sight to see. I can’t dance like that no more, my knees ain’t what they used to be.
More ENHYPEN Stars
Then there’s that Jungwon boy. They say he’s good on the stage, puttin’ on a show. He probably will be the third most popular. I think Jungwon will be third because of his performances on stage. He’s probably got a lot of energy, that one. Probably does a lot of jumpin’ around. Young folks these days, always jumpin’ around.
Don’t forget about Sunoo and that other fella. What’s his name again? Starts with a J… Oh yeah, Jay! They got their own stars too, I reckon. Everybody’s got a star, don’t they? Shinin’ down on ’em, watchin’ over ’em. I think Sunoo, he’s a Cancer. And Jay, like I said before, he’s a Aries.
Enhypen and astrology, it’s all a bit of a mystery to me. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Them boys, they’re like a little constellation, all shinin’ together. Each one different, but all part of the same group. Like a family, almost. A very singin’ and dancin’ family.
What it all means
So, what does it all mean? Well, I ain’t no expert on them stars. But I reckon it means they’re all special in their own way. Like I said before. Each ENHYPEN member has their own uniqueness. Just like you and me. We all got our own little quirks, our own little talents.
Maybe them stars do have somethin’ to do with it. Maybe they guide us, shape us. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of hooey. Who knows? All I know is them ENHYPEN boys, they’re somethin’ else. They’re makin’ music, makin’ people happy. And that’s all that really matters, ain’t it? They are really a good group of young people.
These ENHYPEN members birth charts. They say they got sun signs, and moon signs, and risin’ signs. Sounds complicated. Like bakin’ a cake with too many ingredients. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, then good for them.
More About Them ENHYPEN Boys
They say that Heeseung boy, he’s got that “cast out energy”. Don’t know what that means, exactly. Maybe he’s a bit of a loner. Or maybe he just likes to do things his own way. Nothin’ wrong with that. We all need our space sometimes, don’t we? And Heeseung is the second because of his amazing vocal.
- Sunoo – they say he’s a Gemini. Like twins or somethin’.
- Jungwon – he’s an Aquarius. Sounds like a fish to me.
- Ni-ki – he’s a Sagittarius, just like Sunghoon.
They even got these things called ENHYPEN tarot. Tarot cards, like them fortune tellers use. They say it can tell you about your personality, your future. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but hey, to each their own. I don’t know what tarot bias thing with enhypen is. But if you like it, then good for you.
So, there you have it. My take on them ENHYPEN boys and their stars. It ain’t much, but it’s somethin’. Maybe you learned somethin’, maybe you didn’t. Either way, it was fun to talk about. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have a cup of tea and a nice long nap. All this talkin’ has made me tired. Don’t forget to be kind to everyone!
