Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “ap psychology celebrity brain project,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make sense of it like I do with them garden weeds.
So, they got this big project, somethin’ about brains. Heard tell it cost a whole heap of money, like a billion somethin’. Euros, they say. Don’t know what that is, sounds like fancy money to me. They used some super dooper computers, the kind that take up a whole room, I bet. And they used ’em to figure out how the brain works. Now, why they need such big machines for that, I don’t know. Seems like common sense to me, but these city folks, they like things complicated, ya know?
They talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called the “motor cortex.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a car, not a head! But they say it’s part of the brain that helps you move. Like when you wanna swat a fly or reach for that last piece of pie. It’s the part that tells your muscles what to do. Makes sense, I guess. You think you wanna move, and then you do. Simple as that.
Then there’s this “parietal lobe.” Another fancy name. They say it’s where you feel things. Like when you touch somethin’ hot, and you pull your hand back quick. Or when you feel that soft kitten fur. It’s all thanks to that lobe thingy. Seems like the brain’s got a lot of different parts doin’ different jobs. Kinda like a farm, ya got the chickens layin’ eggs, the cows givin’ milk, and the pigs… well, they just makin’ a mess, mostly.
Now, they’re mixin’ this brain stuff with celebrities. Those folks on TV, always makin’ a fuss. Don’t know why they gotta study their brains special. They just people, ain’t they? Maybe they thinkin’ celebrities got special brains or somethin’. Hmph, I doubt it. Probably just like the rest of us, just with more money and fancier clothes.
Seems like these students, the “AP Psychology” ones, gotta do a project on it. They gotta pick a celebrity, one that’s real… uh… “outrageous,” they say. Means they act wild and crazy, I guess. Like that one lady who wears meat dresses, or that fella who jumps on couches. You know the type. And then they gotta look at ’em from different… “psychological perspectives.” Now, that’s a mouthful. Means they gotta figure out why them celebrities act the way they do. Why they’re always in the news for doin’ somethin’ silly.
- Maybe they had a rough childhood.
- Maybe they didn’t get enough attention when they were young.
- Maybe they just plain crazy.
Who knows? It ain’t my place to judge. But these students, they gotta try and figure it out. They probably readin’ books and lookin’ at charts and whatnot. All that book learnin’ ain’t gonna teach ya everything, though. Sometimes you gotta just use your common sense.
They got these teachers, Dr. J. Davis and Mrs. Cabrera-Sarduy, helpin’ them out. Probably tellin’ ‘em all about the brain and how it works. And they give ‘em instructions, like how to make a “celebrity brain diagram.” Sounds like a picture of the celebrity’s head, but with all the brain parts labeled. Like a map, but inside your skull. Creepy if you ask me.
They even got a file with all the instructions. And they gonna talk about it in class. Just like school kids, even though they learnin’ about fancy stuff. And they taggin’ everything. “Celebrity Brain,” “AP Psychology,” “The Celebrity Brain Project.” I guess that’s how they keep track of things these days. With them computers and all. Me, I just tie a string around my finger if I need to remember somethin’.
So, that’s what I make of this “ap psychology celebrity brain project.” It’s about brains, celebrities, and tryin’ to figure out why people act the way they do. Seems like a lot of work to me, but hey, if them city folks wanna spend their time and money on it, that’s their business. Me, I got chickens to feed and weeds to pull. That’s enough brain work for one day.
Tags: Celebrity Brain, AP Psychology, Brain Project, Motor Cortex, Parietal Lobe, Celebrity Behavior, Psychological Perspectives, Dr. J. Davis, Mrs. Cabrera-Sarduy, Celebrity Brain Diagram
