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Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Angeline Coffee, or whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy pants coffee drinker, ya know? I like my coffee strong and hot, like it should be. Don’t give me none of that weak, watery stuff.
So, this Angeline Coffee, they say they got all sorts of flavors. Light, medium, dark, they got it all. And them “seasonal flavors” too. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. Back in my day, coffee was coffee. You either liked it or ya didn’t. No need for all this fancy business.
- But I gotta say, some of them dark roasts, they ain’t half bad.
- They got that kick, ya know?
- Wakes ya right up in the mornin’.
- That’s what coffee’s supposed to do, ain’t it?
I tried some of that light roast once. Tasted like water with a little bit of dirt in it. Seriously, I don’t know how people drink that stuff. It’s like they’re afraid of a little flavor or somethin’. I guess some folks like it mild. To each their own, I always say. But for me, give me the strong stuff, the stuff that’ll put hair on your chest, you know what I mean?
Now, they talk about “gourmet coffee” this and “gourmet coffee” that. What’s so “gourmet” about it, I ask ya? It’s just coffee beans, ain’t it? They grind ’em up, pour hot water over ’em, and there ya go. Coffee. Don’t need no fancy words to make it sound better than it is. It’s like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, if you ask me.
But, I guess if people wanna pay extra for that “gourmet” label, that’s their business. Me, I’m happy with a good ol’ cup of strong, black coffee. Don’t need no fancy flavors or names. Just give me the caffeine, that’s all I care about. Gotta get my day started, ya know? Got things to do, places to be. Can’t be wastin’ time sippin’ on some weak, overpriced coffee.
I heard tell they got some of them “seasonal flavors” too. Pumpkin spice this, peppermint that. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. Why would you wanna mess with a good thing? Coffee is coffee, like I said. Don’t need no fancy flavors to make it taste good. But, hey, if people wanna try it, that’s their problem, not mine. I’ll stick to my regular coffee.
The important thing is that the coffee is hot and strong. That’s all that matters to me. And maybe that it don’t cost an arm and a leg. Some of these coffee places, they charge ya an arm and a leg for a cup of coffee. It’s highway robbery, I tell ya. Back in my day, a cup of coffee cost a nickel. Now, they want five dollars for it! What’s the world comin’ to?
So, if you’re lookin’ for some fancy, overpriced coffee, maybe Angeline Coffee is for you. But if you want a good, honest cup of coffee that’ll wake you up and get you goin’, well, you might find it there too, just gotta stick to the dark roasts, I reckon. Just don’t go wastin’ your money on them fancy flavors. And don’t let ’em fool ya with all that “gourmet” talk. It’s just coffee, plain and simple.
They also sell different types like ground coffee, whole bean and pods. I ain’t messing with those pods; too much trouble if you ask me, and they don’t taste as good either. If you want a good cup of coffee you buy the whole bean and grind it yourself, or buy it ground if you don’t have one of those grinders. But you make sure to store it right, in a dark and cool place. That is what I do so it lasts longer.
Anyway, that’s just my two cents on this Angeline Coffee. You can take it or leave it. I’m just an old woman who likes her coffee strong and her prices low. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, is there?
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