Alright, let’s talk about them Angels Forever Jeans, or whatever they call ’em. I ain’t no fancy pants city gal, but I know a thing or two ’bout clothes that last, ya hear?
Now, these jeans, they say they’re “built to last.” Well, I sure hope so, ’cause ain’t nobody got time for pants that fall apart after a few washes. Back in my day, we made clothes to stay, not to throw away like some kinda trash. These city folks, they got so much money they just toss things out like they ain’t nothin’. Wasteful, I tell ya, just plain wasteful.
I saw somewhere they been makin’ these jeans since 1995, down in that New York fashion place. Fancy, huh? New York… I ain’t never been there. Too busy workin’ my whole life, ain’t had time for gallivantin’ around. But I reckon if they been makin’ them jeans that long, they gotta be doin’ somethin’ right, maybe.
They got ’em at Walmart, them Angels Forever Young jeans for women. Heard they cost around forty-some dollars, fifty-some dollars, dependin’ on what kind you get. That ain’t cheap, but it ain’t too bad neither, I guess. If they last, like they say they do, then maybe it’s worth it. Nothin’ worse than buyin’ cheap clothes that fall apart right away. Then you gotta go buy more, and that’s just a waste of money, plain and simple.
- They got all kinds, I hear. Straight leg ones, the kind that hug your legs.
- And they got some that “lift,” whatever that means. Maybe they make your backside look good? I dunno, these young folks and their fancy words.
Kohl’s got ’em too. They say you can get free shippin’ and returns, which is nice, I reckon. Ain’t nothin’ worse than buyin’ somethin’ that don’t fit and then havin’ to pay a bunch of money to send it back. These stores, they always tryin’ to get ya one way or another.
They say these Forever Young 360 Sculpt jeans are “mid-rise” and straight leg. Now, I ain’t sure what all that means, but I guess they sit on your waist somewhere in the middle, not too high, not too low. And straight leg, well, that’s just straight, I figure. Not like them bell bottoms them young hippies wore back in the day. Lord, those were somethin’ else.
Some of them jeans, they say they’re good for any occasion. Well, I dunno ‘bout that. When I was workin’ on the farm, I needed jeans that could handle dirt and sweat and hard work. Don’t know if these fancy city jeans would hold up to that kinda treatment. But I guess if you just wearin’ ’em to the store or to church or somethin’, they probably alright.
Then there’s this thing about them bein’ made in Europe. Said somethin’ ’bout bein’ fair to workers and good for the environment. Well, that’s important, I guess. We gotta take care of this Earth, ain’t got another one. And treatin’ folks right is just the decent thing to do, no matter where they from. Though I don’t know how jeans made all the way over in Europe end up in a store here. That just sounds like a whole lot of travelin’. But what do I know?
One thing I read was kinda strange, talkin’ ’bout angels and Jesus. Sounded like somethin’ outta the Bible. Not sure what that got to do with jeans, but maybe it’s just some kinda fancy name they come up with. City folks, they sure do like their fancy names for things. Me, I just call a spade a spade.
So, there you have it, my take on these Angels Forever jeans. Sound like they might be alright, but I ain’t gonna vouch for ’em ’til I see ’em with my own eyes and maybe even try ’em on, though I doubt they’d fit me these days. But if they last long and fit good, well, then maybe they worth the money. Just don’t go buyin’ a whole closet full of ’em, ya hear? You only got one backside, after all.
And remember, just ’cause they got a fancy name don’t mean they’re worth a hill of beans. It’s the quality that counts, that’s what I always say.
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