Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… what’s it called? “Ask Tarot,” yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, but don’t you go gettin’ all highfalutin on me. It’s just cards, pictures on ’em, see? But some folks say they can tell ya things. Like, will my chickens lay more eggs this month? Will that no-good dog finally stop diggin’ up my garden? That kinda stuff.
Now, they got these fancy websites, you know, the kind your grandkids are always fiddlin’ with. They say you can ask a “yes or no” question and the computer will give you an answer. “Free Yes or No Tarot powered by AI,” they call it. AI? Sounds like somethin’ you’d spray on weeds. But they say it’s smart, knows everything. I don’t know about that. Seems to me, a good cup of coffee and some common sense will tell you more, but hey, what do I know?
They also say askin’ these tarot questions can “unlock valuable insights.” Insights? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a dusty old book. But I guess it means learnin’ stuff, understandin’ things. Like, why does that old rooster keep crowin’ at 4 in the mornin’? Maybe the cards could tell me that. Or maybe I should just wring his neck. Kidding! Sort of.
Now, these cards, they got all sorts of pictures on ’em. Kings and queens, and folks with funny hats. One card, they call her “The High Priestess.” Sounds important, huh? They say she’s all about harmony and unity. Like gettin’ along, not fightin’ over the last piece of pie at the church supper. That’s good, I reckon. We could use more of that in this world.
And then there’s this fella, “The Magician.” Not the kind that pulls rabbits out of hats, though. This one’s got a wand, and he’s makin’ things happen. They say he’s number one, the first card. Guess he’s the big cheese, the head honcho. Maybe he can make my tomatoes grow bigger this year. A woman can dream, right?
Then you got other cards, like “Justice.” That one sounds serious. Fairness and all that. Like, if your neighbor’s cow wanders into your yard and eats all your flowers, justice would be gettin’ some new flowers. And maybe a fence. A good strong fence.
- They also say you can ask more questions, you know, to “clarify things.”
- Like, if the card says “maybe,” you can ask, “Maybe what?”
- Or “Maybe when?”
It’s like talkin’ to someone, I guess, but with pictures instead of words. Or maybe it’s talkin’ to yourself, but the cards help you figure out what you’re really thinkin’. I dunno, it all sounds a bit complicated for an old gal like me.
But I figure, if it helps folks, if it gives ’em some comfort or somethin’ to think about, then what’s the harm? Just don’t go spendin’ your life savings on fancy readings. And don’t believe everything those cards tell ya. Use your own head, that’s what I say. The good Lord gave you a brain, use it. And if all else fails, just ask your neighbor. They probably know more than those cards anyway, especially if they’ve been livin’ around here as long as I have.
Anyways, that’s the rundown on askin’ these here tarot cards as best I can explain it. It ain’t rocket science, but maybe, just maybe, there’s somethin’ to it. Or maybe it’s just a bit of fun, somethin’ to pass the time on a rainy afternoon. You decide for yourself, I ain’t your mama.
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