Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Bad Bunny fella and his stars or whatever you call it. I heard some young folks talking about it, so I figured I’d give it a go. You know, like them horoscopes in the back of the newspaper, only fancier, I guess.
So, this Bad Bunny, his real name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio, born on March 10th. That makes him a Pisces, just like my old neighbor’s cat. Always dreamin’ and swimmin’ around in their own little world, those Pisces folks.
Now, they say this “birth chart” thing is like a map of the sky when he was born. Sounds complicated to me, but I reckon it’s like lookin’ up at the sky and seein’ where all the stars and planets were hangin’ out that day. They got all these fancy names for it – planets and houses and signs, oh my! It’s enough to make your head spin faster than a whirligig.
- They talk about his “Sun sign” being Pisces. That’s like the main part of him, they say. Means he’s probably a sensitive fella, you know, like he feels things real deep. Maybe that’s why his songs make all the young folks cry and dance at the same time.
- Then there’s the “Moon sign,” which is all about your feelings and your inside world. I ain’t sure what his moon sign is, but I bet it’s somethin’ watery too, considerin’ he’s a Pisces. Watery folks, they feel things somethin’ fierce.
- And then there’s the “Rising sign”, that’s like how people see you when they first meet ya. It’s the face you show the world, they say. Don’t ask me what his is, though. Too much for this old brain to remember.
They call these three the “Big Three” in that chart thing. Sun, Moon, and Risin’. Like a three-legged stool, I guess. All important for holdin’ the whole thing up.
This chart, it tells you about his personality and all that. Says he’s probably a real emotional fella, all that water in his chart, you know. Pisces, they’re dreamers and feelers. Not like us old folks, we just gotta get things done, no time for dreamin’. But hey, maybe that’s why he’s so popular. People like a good dreamer, I guess.
They say the planets in the chart, they all mean somethin’ different too. Like Mars is all about action and energy, and Venus is about love and beauty. And then there’s Jupiter, bringin’ luck and good fortune. I tell you, it’s like a whole other language they speak, these astrology folks. Makes my head hurt just thinkin’ about it.
But I reckon it’s kinda like readin’ the weather. You look at the clouds and the wind, and you try to figure out what kind of day it’s gonna be. These astrologers, they look at the stars and planets, and they try to figure out what kind of person someone is gonna be, or what kinda things might happen to ‘em. Don’t know if I believe it all, but it’s kinda interestin’ all the same.
So, this Bad Bunny fella, his chart says he’s emotional, intuitive, maybe a bit dreamy. And look at him, singin’ and dancin’ and makin’ all that money. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, this star business. Or maybe he’s just a hard worker with a good voice. Who knows? I sure don’t. But it’s somethin’ to think about, I guess, while you’re waitin’ for the kettle to boil or the chickens to come home.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this Bad Bunny and his stars. It’s a whole heap of information, and I probably got half of it wrong. But hey, I tried, right? You young folks can go look it up yourselves if you want the real details. Just search for “Bad Bunny birth chart” or “Bad Bunny astrology” on that internet thingy, and you’ll find all sorts of stuff. Just don’t get lost in all them fancy words, ya hear?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Tags: [Bad Bunny, Astrology, Birth Chart, Natal Chart, Pisces, Zodiac Sign, Planets, Houses, Big Three]
