Listen up, y’all, let’s talk about this brown portal astrology thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just an old woman with some sense knocked into my head over the years. Folks these days, they gettin’ all worked up about portals and stars and whatnot. They readin’ too much into things, if you ask me.
Now, I heard tell about these brown portals. Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale, don’t it? Like some kinda magic door you walk through and poof! Your life changes. Well, let me tell you somethin’: the only portal you need to worry about is the one leadin’ outta your house in the mornin’ to go do your work. That’s the portal that puts food on the table, not some hocus pocus in the sky.
Folks are sayin’ this astrology stuff can tell you ’bout gettin’ into college and whatnot. They lookin’ at numbers and signs, like some secret code. I remember when my boy was tryin’ to get into college. We didn’t look at no stars; we looked at his grades and his hard work. And that’s what got him in, not some mumbo jumbo about application IDs and zodiac signs. It makes no sense to me.
Some folks are talkin’ about 12/12 portals and energy. Sounds like a bunch of baloney to me. Energy? I got energy when I’m workin’ in the garden, pullin’ weeds and plantin’ seeds. That’s real energy, somethin’ you can see and feel. Not this invisible stuff they talkin’ about. It’s all a money making scheme if you ask me. Just a way for some slick city folk to make some easy cash from gullible people.
- Hard Work Beats Star Charts: Forget the stars; focus on puttin’ in the effort. That’s how you get things done.
- Common Sense is Key: Don’t get swept up in fancy talk and complicated theories. Use your own two eyes and your own brain.
- Real Life Portals: The real portals are the ones that lead you to opportunities, like a job or a good education. Not some imaginary gateway in the sky.
They say every zodiac sign is different, gets different vibes or somethin’. Well, I say every person is different. You got your lazy folks and your hard workers, your good folks and your bad folks. Ain’t no star chart gonna change that. You are who you are, and what you do is what matters, not when you was born or what stars were linin’ up.
I heard some folks even trackin’ emails and decision dates like it’s some kinda astrology game. They waitin’ for the planets to align before they send a message or make a choice. That’s just plain silly. If you gotta do somethin’, do it. Don’t wait for the stars to tell you when. And what about mercury? I have never even heard of that. They are making up words and stories now. It is going too far if you ask me.
They talk about natal Mercury and all that. Sounds like a bunch of gibberish. I ain’t never heard of no natal Mercury, and I done lived a long life. You wanna know about yourself? Look in the mirror, not at some star chart. You got the answers inside you, not up in the sky. They just tryin’ to make things complicated when it ain’t.
Astrology is a language, they say. Well, I speak the language of hard work and common sense. That’s the only language that matters. These fancy astrologers, they can talk all they want, but it don’t change the fact that life is what you make it. It ain’t written in the stars, it’s written in the choices you make every day.
This whole brown portal astrology thing… it’s mostly just nonsense, like someone said. People wantin’ answers, lookin’ for a shortcut. But life ain’t got no shortcuts. You gotta work hard, be honest, and treat folks right. That’s the real secret to success, not some star chart or portal or whatever they call it.
So, next time you hear someone talkin’ about brown portals and zodiac signs and all that, just smile and nod and go on about your business. You got better things to do than worry about what the stars are sayin’. Go out there and make your own luck, that’s what I say. Don’t let people make a fool out of you. And most of these so called astrologers don’t even know what they are talking about.
Remember what I told you, the only portal that matters is the one that leads to hard work and a good life. Everything else is just smoke and mirrors. Don’t be fooled by fancy words and complicated charts. Trust yourself and trust what you see with your own two eyes. That’s the best advice I can give you, and it’s worth more than all the star charts in the world.
Now, I got to go make myself some supper and then head to bed. This world is getting too complicated. All these new ideas and contraptions make an old lady like me tired. I don’t have time for this brown portal nonsense, and neither should you.
