Well, let me tell ya ’bout these here “cancer astrology shirts.” I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just a plain ol’ woman, but I know a thing or two ’bout what folks like. And seems to me, these shirts are gettin’ kinda popular, like them fidget spinners the young’uns were all crazy about a while back.
First off, what in the tarnation is a “cancer” shirt anyway? It ain’t got nothin’ to do with that awful sickness, thank the Lord. Nope, it’s all ’bout them star signs, you know, like what they read in the horoscopes. Cancer is one of them signs, and folks born under it, well, they’re supposed to be homey and lovin’ folks. Like them little crabs, they like their comfort and safety.
- So, these shirts, they got pictures of crabs on ’em sometimes. Cute little fellers, not the scary kind that bite yer toes at the beach.
- Other times, they got the cancer symbol, looks kinda like a 69 turned on its side. Don’t ask me what that means, I ain’t no astrologer.
Now, why would ya want a cancer astrology shirt? Well, for starters, it’s a way to show off yer birthday, kinda like wearin’ yer birthstone. Speakin’ of birthstones, them Cancer folks, they got that ruby, that bright red shiny rock. Some shirts, they might even have a picture of a ruby on ’em, or be all red and sparkly like. It’s all ’bout showin’ off who ya are, ya know?
And let me tell ya, these shirts ain’t just for show. They gotta make ya feel good too. Them Cancer folks, they like to be comfy, they like to feel at home. So, a good cancer shirt, it’s gotta be soft, like an old worn-out t-shirt you’ve had forever. It’s gotta feel like a hug, ya know? Nothin’ scratchy or stiff. Comfort is key, I always say.
These shirts, they come in all sorts of colors and styles too. You got yer plain ones, just a simple crab or symbol. You got yer fancy ones, with all sorts of swirls and stars and whatnot. And you got yer funny ones, with sayin’s like “Savage Cancer” or somethin’. I saw one the other day that said “Cancer: Emotional but Psycho.” Lord, them young’uns and their sayings!
And where do ya find these shirts? Well, seems like everywhere these days. You can get ’em online, on them interwebs thingamajigs. My grandbaby showed me, you just type in “cancer astrology t-shirts” and bam! Hundreds of ’em pop up. Or you can go to them stores in the mall, the ones with all the loud music and bright lights. They got racks and racks of shirts, you’re bound to find one ya like.
Buying a cancer astrology shirt ain’t just for yerself neither. It makes a good gift, specially for a birthday. If ya know someone born under the Cancer sign, well, there ya go, perfect present. It shows ya put some thought into it, ya know? Better than just givin’ ’em money, which they’ll probably just spend on somethin’ silly anyway.
Now, some folks might say this astrology stuff is a bunch of hooey, that it don’t mean nothin’. And maybe they’re right, I don’t know. But I reckon it don’t hurt nobody. If wearin’ a shirt with a crab on it makes ya feel good, well, then go right ahead and wear it, I say. Life’s too short to worry about what other folks think.
And let’s be honest, some of them shirts are just plain purdy. All them bright colors and sparkly designs, they catch yer eye. And who don’t like a purdy shirt? I tell ya, I might even get myself one, even though I ain’t no Cancer. Maybe I’ll get one with a picture of a rooster, since I was born in the year of the rooster, accordin’ to them Chinese folks.
So, there ya have it, my two cents on these cancer astrology shirts. They’re comfy, they’re purdy, they show off yer birthday, and they make good gifts. What more could ya want? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some biscuits before the grandkids come over. They’ll be hungry as bears, them little rascals.
