Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Capricorn Rat folks in that primal astrology thing. Heard it from my niece who reads all sorts of things on that internet thingy. Said somethin’ ’bout it bein’ a mix of them star signs and that Chinese animal stuff. Capricorn Rat, they call it. Don’t ask me what it all means, but I’ll tell ya what she told me.
These Capricorn Rats, they’re a real piece of work, lemme tell ya. Like them aardvarks, always diggin’ around, but these folks ain’t lookin’ for ants. They’re lookin’ for somethin’ bigger, somethin’ better. They want to be the boss, the head honcho, the one callin’ the shots. Always wantin’ to be on top, like the cream in the milk bottle. Always strivin’ for power, always wantin’ to be the best. My niece said they’re real competitive, always gotta win, no matter what. Can’t just play a friendly game of checkers, gotta win and win big.
Now, they ain’t all bad, mind you. They’re hard workers, that’s for sure. Always busy, always doin’ somethin’. Not like some young folks these days, sittin’ around doin’ nothin’ but starin’ at them phones. These Capricorn Rats, they got a fire in their belly, a drive to get things done. They’re smart too, quick-witted like a rat, always thinkin’ ahead. You know, always sneakin’ around for the best deal. Always tryin’ to get ahead. They’re good with money, too. Always savin’ and plannin’ for the future. Not gonna waste their money on foolishness, no sirree.
- Hardworking: Always busy, always doin’ somethin’.
- Smart: Quick-witted, always thinkin’ ahead.
- Competitive: Gotta win, no matter what.
- Good with money: Always savin’ and plannin’.
- Determined: Set their mind to somethin’, they’ll get it done.
But they got their quirks, just like everyone else. My niece said they can be a bit stubborn, like a mule stuck in the mud. Once they get an idea in their head, ain’t no changin’ it. And they can be a bit greedy too, always wantin’ more, never satisfied. They like to gossip too, always knowin’ everybody’s business. Can’t keep a secret to save their lives. And they want to be the best, the best of all of them. My niece said they are insanely competitive and always lookin’ for some kind of power.
Now, when it comes to love, don’t expect no fancy flowers and poetry. These Capricorn Rats ain’t the romantic type. They show their love by bein’ there for ya, by helpin’ ya out, by bein’ a good partner. They’re reliable and dependable, like a good ol’ pickup truck. Always there when ya need ‘em. For them, love is like a good strong cup of coffee in the morning: warm, familiar, and gets you going. It ain’t about the frills, it’s about the substance. It’s about having someone by your side, through thick and thin. It’s about havin’ someone to share the load with, someone to count on. They ain’t gonna shower ya with compliments and gifts, but they’ll always be there to lend a hand. Don’t expect no pampering, but they’ll always support you.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know ’bout these Capricorn Rat folks. They’re a complicated bunch, that’s for sure. But they’re also strong, capable, and determined. If ya got one in your life, consider yourself lucky. Just don’t expect ’em to be all sunshine and roses. They’re more like a sturdy oak tree, strong and dependable, even when the wind blows hard. They’re always tryin’ to achieve power and want to be on top. My niece said it all comes down to this: Western ambition meets Eastern smarts. A real force to be reckoned with, these Capricorn Rats. And don’t ever forget, there are lots of different kinds of Capricorns, but this one, this rat one, is somethin’ special.
My niece also told me somethin’ about how in primal astrology there are actually 12 different Capricorn signs, not just this Rat one. But she didn’t go into all that detail, just said that the Rat one is particularly strong-willed and always wanting to lead and always lookin’ for a fight to get to the top. They want to dominate and be better than anyone else. They work hard to get there, that’s for sure.
