Alright, alright, let’s get this straight. You wanna know about this… this cell salt astrology stuff? Fine, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, I ain’t no college professor, ya hear?
What’s this Cell Salt Thing Anyway?
So, they call ’em “cell salts,” or sometimes “tissue salts.” Sounds all scientific and whatnot, but it ain’t that complicated. It’s just about minerals in your body, the stuff that keeps you goin’. Like, you know, when you don’t eat your greens, your body gets all wonky? Kinda like that. They say these minerals are connected to the stars, to your birthday and all that.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe it all, but some folks swear by it. They say if you’re born under a certain sign, you need more of a certain kinda mineral. Makes ya think, don’t it? Maybe them old-timers knew somethin’ we don’t.
- Aries (March 21 to April 21): These folks, they’re always full of energy, always gotta be doin’ somethin’. They say Aries folks need somethin’ called Potassium Phosphate. I dunno what that is exactly, but it sounds important.
- Taurus (April 20 to May 20): Now, Taurus people, they like things steady, they like things comfortable. They need Sodium Sulphate, whatever that is. Probably keeps ’em from gettin’ too worked up.
- Gemini (May 21 to June 20): Those Gemini folks, they’re always chatterin’, always thinkin’. They need Potassium Chloride, they say. Keeps their minds sharp, maybe?
- Cancer (June 21 to July 22): Cancer people, they’re homebodies, they care a lot about family. They need Calcium Fluoride. Maybe it’s for strong bones, for huggin’ their loved ones tight.
- Leo (July 23 to August 22): Leos, they’re the stars of the show, always gotta be in charge. Magnesium Phosphate is what they need. Maybe helps ’em shine brighter, who knows?
- Virgo (August 23 to September 22): Virgo folks, they’re all about details, always gotta be perfect. Potassium Sulphate, that’s their thing. Keeps everything runnin’ smooth, I guess.
- Libra (September 23 to October 22): Libras, they want everyone to get along, they like things balanced. Sodium Phosphate is what they need. Maybe keeps the peace, you know?
- Scorpio (October 23 to November 21): Scorpio people, they’re intense, they’re passionate. Calcium Sulphate is their mineral. Probably keeps ’em strong, keeps ’em goin’.
- Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21): Sagittarius folks, they’re always on the go, always lookin’ for somethin’ new. Silica, that’s what they say they need. Keeps their spirits high, keeps ’em adventurous.
- Capricorn (December 22 to January 19): Them Capricorns, they’re hardworking, always climbin’ the ladder. They say Calcium Phosphate is what they need. Guess it helps ’em reach the top.
- Aquarius (January 20 to February 18): Aquarius people, they’re different, they think outside the box. Sodium Chloride is their thing. Keeps their minds sharp, keeps ’em unique.
- Pisces (February 19 to March 20): Pisces folks, they’re dreamers, they’re sensitive. They need Iron Phosphate. Maybe gives ’em strength, keeps ’em grounded.
So, How’s it All Work?
Well, like I said, I ain’t no expert. But from what I hear, you gotta figure out your star sign, like, when you were born. Then you see which mineral goes with that sign. And then, I guess, you find a way to get more of that mineral in your body. Maybe you eat certain foods, maybe you take some pills, I dunno. You gotta ask someone who knows more than me about that.
Does it Really Work Though?
Now that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? Some folks say it changed their lives, made ’em feel better, healthier. Others say it’s a bunch of hooey. Me? I say, if it makes you feel good, and it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then what’s the harm? You gotta find what works for you.
This cell salts and astrology business, it ain’t somethin’ new. People been lookin’ to the stars for answers for ages. And they been payin’ attention to their bodies, to what they eat, for just as long. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. But it’s interestin’ to think about, ain’t it? How the stars and the stuff in our bodies might all be connected somehow.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. You wanna know more, you gotta go do your own research. Don’t just take my word for it. I’m just an old woman tellin’ ya what I heard. You gotta figure out what you believe for yourself.
Remember, now. Aries is Potassium Phosphate, Taurus is Sodium Sulphate, Gemini is Potassium Chloride, Cancer is Calcium Fluoride, Leo is Magnesium Phosphate, Virgo is Potassium Sulphate, Libra is Sodium Phosphate, Scorpio is Calcium Sulphate, Sagittarius is Silica, Capricorn is Calcium Phosphate, Aquarius is Sodium Chloride, and Pisces is Iron Phosphate. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Good luck with it all, and don’t forget to eat your vegetables!
