Well, let’s talk about this… uh… Cher’s astrology chart thingy. I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, but I can tell ya what I see, just like I’d tell ya about the weather or whose cow wandered into whose field.
First off, they say Cher’s a Taurus. You know, like those bulls? Stubborn as a mule, they are. But they get things done, you see. They dig their heels in and don’t let go. That’s Cher, alright. She’s been around forever, singin’ and dancin’ and whatnot. Wouldn’t have lasted this long if she wasn’t tough as nails.
Now, they also say somethin’ about her Ascendant bein’ in Cancer. Cancer, that’s the crab, right? Crabs are kinda sensitive creatures, always hidin’ in their shells. Maybe that’s why Cher sometimes seems a bit… you know… emotional? Like she’s got a soft heart under all that glitter and glam.
And then there’s the Moon in Capricorn. Capricorn… that’s a goat, ain’t it? Goats are ambitious, always climbin’ higher and higher. That fits Cher too, doesn’t it? She’s always tryin’ new things, reinventin’ herself. Never satisfied with just sittin’ still.
- Sun Sign: Taurus – That means she’s strong-willed and determined.
- Ascendant (Rising Sign): Cancer – She’s got a sensitive side, maybe a bit shy deep down.
- Moon Sign: Capricorn – She’s got big goals and works hard to reach ’em.
So, you put it all together, and what have you got? A tough, hardworking woman with a big heart and even bigger dreams. That sounds like Cher to me. I ain’t never met her, of course, but that’s what I get from lookin’ at this here chart.
They say her chart is all about her mama. Well, I reckon lots of folks are influenced by their mamas, ain’t they? Mamas teach you how to be in the world, how to survive. Maybe Cher’s mama taught her to be strong, to stand up for herself. That’d make sense.
This whole astrology thing, it’s kinda like lookin’ at the stars, you know? You see all these twinklin’ lights, and you try to make sense of ’em. You try to see patterns, to understand how it all fits together. And maybe, just maybe, you can learn somethin’ about yourself, or about someone else, in the process. Like looking at Cher. The stars tell her story just like her songs and all the talking on the TVs do.
It ain’t no magic, mind you. It’s just… well, it’s just another way of lookin’ at the world. And sometimes, it can be kinda fun to think about how the stars and planets might be affectin’ us, even if we don’t really understand it all. Just like how the sun makes your tomatoes grow bigger and a good rain makes the grass grow all green and pretty.
So, there you have it. That’s my take on Cher’s astrology chart. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon I can see what’s plain as day. Cher’s a strong woman, a talented woman, and a woman who’s lived a long and interestin’ life. And maybe, just maybe, the stars had somethin’ to do with it all. Or maybe not. Either way, she’s somethin’ special, that Cher.
This here chart, it’s like a map of a person’s soul, they say. It shows you their strengths and weaknesses, their hopes and fears. And it can help you understand why they do the things they do. Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s perfect, but it’s kinda like lookin’ at a person’s hands and seein’ all the lines. You can tell a lot about a person from their hands, just like you can tell a lot about ’em from their stars. Or so they say.
They also say that Cher was born on May 20, 1946. That makes her a Taurus alright. A real powerhouse, they call her. And with that Capricorn Moon, she’s got the ambition to back it up. She ain’t afraid of workin’ hard, that’s for sure. And you can see it, can’t you? All them years singing and dancing and acting in movies, it takes a lot out of ya. You gotta have somethin’ inside that keeps you goin’. And Cher, she’s got it, whatever it is.
And that’s all I gotta say about Cher’s astrology chart. It’s just a bunch of stars and planets, but somehow, they seem to tell a story. And it’s a pretty interestin’ story, if you ask me.
