This here Cornell portal astrology, I hear folks talking ’bout it, sounds like a load of hogwash to me. They say it tells you ’bout your future and all that, using the stars and planets. Well, I tell ya, stars are stars, and they ain’t got nothing to do with whether you get into that fancy Cornell school or not.
Some folks, they swear by this portal astrology. They look at them Cornell portal signs and think it’s some kinda magic. They say if the portal says this or that, then it’s gotta be true. Like that portal is some kinda fortune teller. I heard some say it’s “100% accurate,” that’s what they say. And they talk about other places, like GT, Purdue, and UC Berkeley, saying their portals are right more than wrong. Hmph, sounds like a bunch of baloney to me.
Now, I ain’t saying the stars ain’t pretty. They sure are. I like looking up at ’em on a clear night. But they ain’t gonna tell you nothin’ ’bout no college portal. You wanna get into Cornell, you gotta study hard, get good grades. That’s what matters. Not some silly astrology.
They got these things called “astrological houses,” 12 of ’em, I hear. And they say these houses tell you ’bout your life and your path. Well, your path is what you make it, I say. Ain’t no star gonna tell you what to do. You gotta make your own choices, work hard, and that’s how you get where you wanna go. This Cornell portal astrology, it’s just a distraction, far as I can see.
- You wanna get into Cornell? Study hard.
- Get good grades. That’s what matters.
- Don’t rely on no stars to tell you your future.
- That Cornell portal, it ain’t no magic ball.
I heard ’em say there’s this thing called “Astro” who’s supposed to be a guide to the stars, your “cosmic blueprint”, they call it. Sounds like a made-up thing. Like them fortune tellers at the county fair. They take your money and tell you a bunch of sweet nothings. This portal astrology is probably the same. They just want your attention, maybe even your money.
And then there’s this “Cosmic Insights” thing, with its “Transits” and “Dashas” and “Nakshatra Details.” And “Aditya of Houses” too. Sounds complicated. They even say every zodiac sign is connected to an Aditya. They got tags like “Cosmic Insights Astrology” and “Cosmic Insight Reddit” and “Cosmic Insights Consultation.” They say the Cosmic Insights app tells you everything. Lordy, who needs all that? It’s too much, I tell ya. Too much fuss over nothin’.
You know what really matters for Cornell? They say you gotta score high on them tests. Like that TOEFL, gotta get at least 100, they say. Or that IELTS, need a 7.5. And that Duolingo English Test, gotta be 130 or higher. That’s a lot of numbers. They say only 2.8% of international students get in. And they got over 26,000 students there now, with 16,071 of ’em undergraduates and 10,000 graduates. That’s a lot of folks!
Look, I’m just saying, don’t get fooled by this Cornell portal astrology. It ain’t gonna help you one bit. You wanna get into that school, you gotta work for it. That’s the only way. It ain’t about stars and signs, it’s about hitting them books.
I hear some folks sayin’ that this portal astrology for NYU, that New York University, is even worse. Maybe Cornell’s ain’t as bad, but it’s still a bunch of nonsense if you ask me. Don’t waste your time with it. Focus on your studies, that’s what’s important.
Key takeaway, they say, is to explore them 12 houses. Well, my key takeaway is this: don’t believe everything you hear. Especially when it comes to this Cornell portal astrology. It ain’t nothin’ but a bunch of hocus pocus. You want somethin’ in life, you gotta go out and get it yourself. Ain’t no portal or stars gonna do it for you. You gotta make your own luck, that’s what I always say.
I have lived a long life and see many things, this cornell portal astrology, this is new thing. People always look for easy way. No easy way. Hard work, that is the way. Stars are pretty, yes, but they not help you. You help you. Remember that.
This whole Cornell portal astrology thing, it just makes my head spin. It’s like trying to catch smoke. There ain’t nothin’ to it. Don’t let it fool ya. Just keep your nose to the grindstone and your eyes on the prize. That’s the real way to get ahead. Not by lookin’ at some silly stars in some Cornell portal.
