Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Eugenia Last horoscopes daily thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just like readin’ the tea leaves, somethin’ my old granny used to do, only with stars ‘stead of leaves.
Now, they got these things for every day, see? Like, one for November 18th, and they talk about all sorts of folks born on that day. Damon somethin’-or-other, Chloe too. Famous folks, I guess. Then there’s one for November 27th. They got a whole bunch of ’em, like lookin’ back at old newspapers, only it’s stars.
They talk about Gemini folks too. That’s May 21st to June 20th, if you didn’t know. Says somethin’ ’bout how what you do gets folks reactin’, good and bad. Says you gotta be understandin’ and patient, tell the truth too. Sounds like common sense to me, but maybe some folks need the stars to tell ’em that.
Then there’s more days, November 23rd, Miley somethin’-or-other got her name in there. And November 24th, Sarah somethin’ and some other folks. Seems like they got a horoscope for ever’body and their dog.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this star business, but I reckon it’s like this. They look up at the sky, see them little blinkin’ lights, and then they write down what they think it means for you. Like, if you was born under a certain star, you gonna be lucky, or maybe you gonna have a tough day, or maybe you gonna meet a tall dark stranger. Who knows?
But here’s the thing, y’all. You can’t just go readin’ this stuff and thinkin’ that’s all there is to it. Life ain’t written in the stars, no sir. Life is what you make it. You gotta work hard, be kind to folks, and don’t go expectin’ the sky to just drop good things in your lap.
- You wanna be happy? Then go do somethin’ that makes you happy.
- You wanna be rich? Then go work hard and save your pennies.
- You wanna find love? Then go out and meet people, be yourself, and treat folks with respect.
The stars ain’t gonna do none of that for you. They just there, twinklin’ away. It’s up to you to make your own luck.
Now, don’t get me wrong, it can be fun to read this horoscope stuff. It’s like readin’ a story, seein’ what might happen. But don’t go takin’ it too serious. Don’t go blamin’ the stars if things don’t go your way. And don’t go thinkin’ you can’t change your life just ’cause some stars say so.
You got the power inside you to make your own destiny. You hear me? So go out there and live your life, don’t let no horoscope tell you what to do. Be good, be kind, be strong, and you’ll be alright. That’s what I always say. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables, that’s important too. Stars ain’t got nothin’ to do with that, neither.
I reckon that Eugenia Last lady, she’s just tryin’ to help folks make sense of things. But life ain’t always got sense, now does it? It just is. And you gotta roll with the punches, star or no stars.
So next time you read one of them daily horoscopes, take it with a grain of salt. Enjoy it for what it is, a little bit of fun, a little bit of somethin’ to think about. But remember, you are the boss of your own life. You got that? Good. Now go on and have a nice day.
And one more thing, don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on them fancy astrologers. They ain’t got all the answers. You got more sense than you think, trust yourself. That’s the best advice I can give you.
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