That Dave Chappelle, he’s a funny guy, ain’t he? I seen him on the TV, cracking jokes. He’s somethin’ else. Reminds me of my nephew, always makin’ us laugh. But this here thing, astrology, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it. They say it tells ya ’bout a person, from the stars and all that. Sounds like a load of hooey to me, but what do I know?
They say Dave, he’s a Virgo. Now, I don’t know much ’bout these zodiac signs, but I heard Virgos are s’posed to be neat and tidy. My neighbor, she’s a Virgo. Always cleanin’ her porch. Maybe Dave’s like that too, cleanin’ up his jokes, makin’ sure they’re just right.
They also say he got somethin’ called a rising sign. It’s like, what was in the sky when he was born, somethin’ like that. It’s all mumbo jumbo to me, but apparently, it says somethin’ about how he acts, how people see him. They say his is Virgo, too. So he must be double neat!
And then there’s this moon sign thing. Now, that’s s’posed to be ’bout your feelings, how you are on the inside. Dave’s is Cancer, they say. I heard Cancers are sensitive, like a crab. They got that hard shell, but they’re soft on the inside. Maybe that’s why Dave can make jokes about tough things, but you can still see he’s got a heart in there.
So you got your sun, your moon, and your rising. It’s like makin’ a stew, I reckon. You throw in all these different things, and you get a whole person.
- Sun sign: That’s your main thing, like the meat in the stew.
- Moon sign: That’s your feelings, like the gravy.
- Rising sign: That’s how you look to folks, like the pot you cook it all in.
And apparently, there’s more to it than just that. You got these planets, and houses, and I don’t know what all. It’s like readin’ tea leaves, or lookin’ at the clouds to see if it’s gonna rain.
They even say this astrology stuff can tell ya who you’re supposed to get along with. Like, some signs are like oil and water, and some are like peas and carrots. They say Virgos and Cancers, that’s a good match. Maybe that’s why Dave seems so happy. He’s got them signs workin’ together, like a good team. Some signs, they’re supposed to be real dramatic and some, like that Sagittarius or Leo, they are happy. Maybe Dave has some of them mixed in, too? Who knows.
I don’t know if I believe all this Dave Chappelle astrology stuff, but it’s interestin’ to think about, ain’t it? Like, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe the stars do have somethin’ to say ’bout who we are and what we do. Maybe they are sayin’ something about Dave Chappelle, too.
My old grandma, she used to say, “The good Lord put them stars up there for a reason.” Maybe she was right. Maybe they’re more than just pretty lights in the sky. This Dave, he’s 51 years old, ya know? That’s a lot of years under them stars. Maybe they rubbed off on him a little.
I seen folks readin’ these horoscope things in the newspaper. They say it tells ya what’s gonna happen to ya that day. I don’t know ’bout that. Seems to me like life’s full of surprises, no matter what the stars say. This Dave Chappelle fella, he seems to know that. He’s always sayin’ things you don’t expect.
But still, it’s fun to think about. This Dave Chappelle zodiac sign, maybe it tells a little somethin’ ’bout him. Like a little secret, hidden up there in the sky. Maybe if we look close enough, we can see it. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of hooey, like I said. But it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it? And that Dave, he’s always somethin’ to talk about. He’s a character, that’s for sure.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all this talk about stars and signs. We just lived our lives, day by day. But maybe we missed somethin’. Maybe there’s a whole world of understandin’ up there, just waitin’ to be discovered. Or maybe not. Either way, that Dave Chappelle, he sure is funny. And that’s somethin’ we can all agree on, stars or no stars.
