Well, let me tell you about this David Cochrane astrology thing. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. Sounds like a whole lotta mumbo jumbo to me, but some people, they swear by it. This David fella, seems he’s a big shot in this star-gazin’ world.
They say he’s got all kinds of astrology knowledge. You know, the stuff about your birthday and what stars were doin’ up there when you popped out. I don’t rightly know how that works, but I guess it’s like plantin’ seeds. You gotta plant ’em at the right time, under the right moon, or somethin’ like that. Maybe this David Cochrane fella knows all about that.
He’s the big cheese at somethin’ called the Avalon School of Astrology. Now, that sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably a whole bunch of young’uns sittin’ around, lookin’ at charts and talkin’ ’bout planets. I reckon they learn all kinds of things there. Things I surely don’t understand. He’s like the head honcho there, teachin’ ’em all the secrets of the stars.
This David Cochrane, he also writes stuff for some computer programs called Kepler and Sirius. Sounds like somethin’ out of a space movie. I guess they help people figure out their astrology stuff. I seen them young folks with their computers, always clickin’ and clackin’. Maybe they’re usin’ these programs to figure out what the stars say about their love life or somethin’.
He wrote some book too, I heard. “Astrology for the 21st Century,” they call it. Sounds like a mouthful. I guess it’s got all kinds of newfangled ideas about readin’ the stars. Probably too complicated for an old gal like me. But I guess the young folks, they eat that stuff up. They’re always lookin’ for somethin’ new, somethin’ different.
Now, they say this astrology stuff has been around for a long, long time. Way back before even my grandma was a twinkle in her daddy’s eye. They say folks been lookin’ at the stars and tryin’ to figure out what it all means since way back when. Some say it started around 500 BCE. Whatever that is. Must be a long time ago. They made up some kinda zodiac thing with 12 signs. Like a pie cut into 12 pieces, I reckon.
- David Cochrane, he’s got this thing he calls “cosmic cybernetics.”
- Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it?
- I don’t know what it means, but it sounds important.
- Maybe it’s like the gears in a clock, all workin’ together.
- Or maybe it’s like the way the seasons change, one after the other.
This David also started somethin’ called Cosmic Patterns Software. Must be makin’ a pretty penny sellin’ that stuff to all them astrology folks. I guess if you’re gonna look at the stars, you might as well have some fancy computer program to help you out. I hear he made videos on this astrology stuff, and try to explain physics things with it.
I don’t really get it. The stars is just the stars to me. Pretty to look at on a clear night. But this David Cochrane, he sure seems to have made a whole life out of it. This David Cochrane astrology thing seems pretty popular. He is like a king of astrology. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. I don’t know. But it sure is interestin’ to think about.
I reckon if you’re into that kinda thing, lookin’ at the stars and tryin’ to figure out what it all means, then this David Cochrane is your man. He seems to know all the ins and outs of it. He’s got the school, the books, the computer programs. He’s got it all.
Me? I’ll just stick to my garden. I know when to plant my tomatoes, and that’s all the astrology I need. But hey, to each their own, right? If lookin’ at the stars makes you happy, then you go right ahead. This David Cochrane astrology is probably good for you. Just don’t ask me to explain it, ’cause I surely can’t.
They say he is smart about this astrology. Make this star thing easy to understand. Maybe I should learn some, but I am too old to learn new thing. But if you want to learn, you can learn from him.
