Well, let’s talk about this Capricorn Ox thing, whatever they call it, primal astrology. I don’t know much about all them fancy words, but I can tell you a thing or two about people, same as I know about chickens and pigs.
Capricorn, that’s a goat, right? Goats are stubborn, always climbin’ uphill, wantin’ to get to the top. They work hard, them goats do. Reminds me of old man Johnson down the road, always tinkerin’ with somethin’, never sittin’ still. He wanted the best farm in the county, and by golly, he got it. Took him years, but he did it. So, these Capricorn folks, they probably the same. Want to be successful, want to be the boss, ain’t afraid of a little hard work. They probably got a plan for everything, just like my Martha when she’s plannin’ the harvest festival.
Now, the Ox, that’s a strong critter. Dependable. You can count on an Ox. They ain’t flashy, no sir. They just keep on keepin’ on, plowin’ the field, pullin’ the cart. My grandpa used to say, “an Ox is worth more than a fancy horse any day of the week.” He was right, too. So, if you got a Capricorn Ox, you got yourself someone you can rely on. They’ll get the job done, even if it ain’t pretty. They ain’t afraid to get their hands dirty, that’s for sure.
- They’re probably good with money too. Oxen ain’t wasteful, and goats, well, they always lookin’ for the best patch of grass.
- They probably like things neat and tidy. Can’t have a messy barn, can you? Animals get sick, things get lost. Same with life, I reckon.
- And stubborn? Oh Lord, they probably stubborn as a mule. Once they set their mind to somethin’, good luck tryin’ to change it. Just like my Billy when he decided he was gonna marry that city gal. Nobody could talk him out of it.
This primal astrology thing, sounds complicated. But it’s just like puttin’ two animals together, see? You got the goat’s ambition, the Ox’s strength, and you mix ’em up. You get someone who’s gonna work hard, be dependable, and probably a little bit bossy.
Who are they gonna get along with, you ask? Well, I reckon they need someone who ain’t gonna try to boss ’em around. Someone who appreciates a hard worker, someone who ain’t afraid of a little quiet. Maybe one of them other earth signs, like Taurus or somethin’. They’re like good, solid ground, you know? Stable. Not like them fire signs, all flash and no substance. Or them air signs, flittin’ around like butterflies. Capricorn Ox needs somethin’ real, somethin’ they can hold on to.
Now, I heard tell there’s a whole bunch of these signs. Like, a whole barnyard full of ‘em. They got birds and monkeys and all sorts of things mixed in. If you’re one of them finch people, you are probably kind. I always liked them little birds. They sing pretty. If you’re patient like those little birds, then you and Capricorn Ox will probably get along just fine.
But listen here, don’t go lettin’ no stars tell you what to do. You make your own luck in this world. You work hard, you treat people right, and you’ll be just fine, no matter what animal you are. That’s what my mama always told me. But, it is kinda fun to think about, ain’t it? Like lookin’ at the clouds and seein’ different shapes.
So, this Capricorn Ox, they’re the strong and silent type. They ain’t gonna be the life of the party, but they’ll be the ones you can count on when things get tough. They’ll build a good life for themselves, a steady life. And that’s worth more than all the gold in the world, I tell you.
Remember, life ain’t about wishin’ on stars, it’s about gettin’ up early and workin’ hard. But knowing a little bit about what makes people tick, well, that don’t hurt none. And if you are looking to understand people better, remember to listen more than you talk and watch what they do, not just what they say. It’s just like figuring out which rooster is gonna be the boss of the hen house. You watch ‘em, you see how they act, and you figure it out. Same with people.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on this Capricorn Ox business. Take it or leave it. I gotta go feed the chickens now.
