Alright, so you wanna know about this Dr. Dre fella and his horoscope, huh? Well, I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I heard. They say this Dr. Dre fella, the one who makes all that rap music, he’s an Aquarius. Yeah, like that water thingy.
Now, what’s an Aquarius? I ain’t got a clue! But they say folks born under that sign, they’re like, uh, innovative and trendsetting. Sounds like big words to me, but I guess it means they like to do new things, you know? Make things up as they go. And this Dr. Dre, he sure did make up some new sounds in that music of his. My grandson plays it all the time, thump-thump-thumping all day long. Can’t say I understand it, but the kids seem to like it.
They also say Aquariuses are creative and altruistic. Again with the big words! But I think it means they’re good at makin’ stuff and they like to help folks out. Maybe that’s why Dr. Dre helped all them other rappers get famous. He kinda took ’em under his wing, like a mama hen with her chicks, you know?
- They say his Sun sign is Aquarius.
- And his Ascendant, whatever that is, is somethin’ called Gemini. Sounds like twins to me.
- And his Moon sign is Libra. Don’t ask me what that means, I just heard it somewhere.
Now, they talk about his birth chart and all that. Sounds complicated, like them maps they used to have in school. They say his birth chart shows he’s good at payin’ attention to little things and fixin’ problems. Well, I guess that makes sense. You gotta pay attention if you’re gonna make music, right? And fixin’ problems, that’s just life, ain’t it? Always somethin’ breakin’ down or goin’ wrong.
They also say he’s reserved and private. That means he don’t go around blabbin’ his business to everybody, I reckon. Some folks are like that. Keep to themselves. Nothin’ wrong with that.
Oh, and I heard somethin’ about Snoop Dogg’s birthday bein’ on October 20th. Don’t know what that’s got to do with Dr. Dre’s horoscope, but there it is. Maybe they’re friends or somethin’. These rappers, they all seem to know each other.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about Dr. Dre and his horoscope. It’s a bunch of fancy words and talk about stars and planets, but I guess it all means somethin’ to somebody. Me? I just think he’s a fella who made a lot of noise and a lot of money. And that’s good enough for me. He probably worked hard, just like the rest of us, tryin’ to make a livin’ in this world.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about stars and planets is makin’ my head spin. Give me a good pot of beans and some cornbread any day. That’s somethin’ I can understand.
And remember, sonny, don’t go believin’ everything you hear. Take it with a grain of salt, like my grandma used to say. These horoscopes, they’re just for fun, I reckon. Don’t let ’em rule your life. You gotta make your own way in this world, stars or no stars.
Anyways, they have all these websites, like this Astrodienst place, where you can get your own horoscope for free. Maybe you should check it out. See if them stars got anything to say about you.
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