You know, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this Dejanira asteroid astrology thing. Sounds like a whole lot of hogwash to me, but they were goin’ on and on about it. They say it’s all about stars and planets and how they mess with your life. I don’t know about all that, but I reckon I can tell you what I heard.
They say this Dejanira thing, it’s like a rock, a big ol’ rock floatin’ out there in the sky, number 157. And they named it after some princess, a fighter princess from them old Greek stories. That is Dejanira in Greek mythology, what a weird name. Found it way back, they did, back in 1875. Imagine that! Some fella named Alphonse found it, bless his heart. They say these rocks, they all got somethin’ to do with that womanly spirit stuff. And this Dejanira, well, she’s all mixed up in that, too. You know, this Dejanira asteroid astrology, some people really believe that.
Now, this is where it gets a little muddy. They say this Dejanira, in your… your birth chart, I think they called it… it shows where you’re gonna get the short end of the stick. Where you gonna be a, what did they call it, a victim? Yeah, that’s it. And the sign, whatever that means, shows why you gonna be a victim. Like, it’s all laid out for ya, plain as day. And this Dejanira takes 4 years to go around the sun.
- They say she’s all innocent like, and pretty.
- She’s like a magnet, drawin’ folks in.
- But that makes her easy pickings, you see?
- She gets hurt, ’cause she’s too trusting, maybe.
And then there’s this other one, Nessus. They say it’s a bad one. Like, if Dejanira is the one gettin’ hurt, Nessus is the one doin’ the hurtin’. They say you gotta look at ’em both, see how they’re lined up, to figure out how someone’s been hurt, or gonna get hurt. It’s all very complicated if you ask me. I don’t know how anyone keeps it all straight, about this Dejanira asteroid astrology.
Some folks even said somethin’ about this Dejanira and a “Child Asteroid.” Said when they’re together, it means bad things. Abuse, they said. Makes my stomach turn just thinkin’ about it. This whole thing is like listenin’ to someone’s crazy stories.
There’s other things too, like Amor. They say Amor is all about love and who you gonna love. If Amor and another one, Cupido, link together in the stars, it means you found your soulmate.
Some folks, they put a lot of stock in these asteroids. They really think about this Dejanira asteroid astrology. They say it helps ’em understand things, helps ’em heal from heartbreak and such. Like it’s a map, showin’ ’em the way through life. They say it’s all about healin’ and growin’ and understandin’ yourself better. If you want to find Dejanira, you just need to add 157 to your chart, whatever that means.
Now, I don’t know what to make of all this. Seems like a lot of fuss over some rocks in the sky. But, I reckon if it helps folks, then who am I to judge? Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. But it sure is somethin’ to think about, ain’t it?
I heard them talkin’ ’bout some other asteroids, too. Said they were, what was it, “sexual asteroids.” Amor and Adonis, those were the names they were throwin’ around. Said they had somethin’ to do with, well, you know… But that’s a whole other can of worms, ain’t it? Maybe I’ll tell you about that another time. This old brain’s gettin’ tired from all this talk about stars and planets and whatnot. It’s all a bit much for me, but I thought you might find it interestin’. This Dejanira asteroid astrology is really popular recently, I don’t know why.
Anyway, that’s all I got for you today. Hope it made some kind of sense. Like I said, I don’t know much about this stuff. Just tellin’ you what I heard. You can take it or leave it, I reckon. It’s up to you to decide what you believe. But, like I said, it’s somethin’ to think about, ain’t it? This Dejanira asteroid astrology really make people think a lot.
