Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… Fantastical Creatures Tarot. Yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, don’t it?
So, this ain’t your regular ol’ cards, no sirree. This here deck is chock-full of mythical creatures, you know, the kind they tell stories about. We’re talkin’ fantasy animals and legendary races. Stuff you only see in your dreams, or maybe after a bit too much moonshine, ha!
Now, I ain’t no scholar or nothin’, but from what I gather, there’s 78 of these cards. Seventy-eight! That’s a whole heap of critters. They say they come from all over – mythology, folklore, legend… fancy words for old-timey stories, if you ask me.
- Mermaids, they got. You know, them fish-women.
- Fae creatures, little folks with wings and mischief.
- Pegasi, horses with wings, flyin’ all over the place.
The pictures on these cards, they’re somethin’ else. Lots of gold, real shiny and eye-catchin’. They say it’s supposed to get your imagination goin’, make you think deep thoughts. Subconscious mind, they call it. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
This lady, she wrote a book about it, or somethin’. She goes on and on about each creature, where it comes from, what it all means. Symbols on the cards, she says, they all mean somethin’ too. Too much thinkin’ for my old brain, I tell ya.
Now, what do you do with these cards? Well, they say you can get a reading. That means they’ll tell you your fortune, or give you some advice, or somethin’ like that. They got different ways of doin’ it, spreads they call ’em. Like layin’ the cards out in a special way. And you can even keep a journal, write down what the cards tell ya. Like I said, too much thinkin’.
But I reckon it could be fun, you know? Like makin’ up stories. Seein’ a picture of a dragon and thinkin’, “What’s that fella up to?” Or a unicorn, all sparkly and majestic. It’s like lookin’ into a whole ‘nother world.
And if you’re lookin’ for guidance or inspiration, maybe these cards can help. I ain’t sayin’ they can solve all your problems, but maybe they can give you a little nudge in the right direction. Or maybe just a good laugh, which is worth somethin’ these days.
I heard you can buy this deck for, what was it… $21.95? At some place called Spiral Circle. Sounds like a hippie joint to me, but hey, to each their own.
So, there you have it. The Fantastical Creatures Tarot. A bunch of cards with pretty pictures and fancy names. Maybe they’re magic, maybe they ain’t. But one thing’s for sure, they’re a whole lot more interestin’ than a regular ol’ deck of cards. And who knows, maybe they can tell you somethin’ you didn’t already know. Or maybe they’ll just give you somethin’ pretty to look at. Either way, it ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
Tarot Cards, they’ve been around forever, or so they say. People always tryin’ to figure out what’s gonna happen, lookin’ for answers in the stars, in the cards, in the tea leaves. Me? I just figure you gotta take life as it comes. But if you wanna have a little fun, and maybe learn a little somethin’ about yourself along the way, these Fantastical Creatures might just be the ticket. Just don’t go blamin’ me if they tell you somethin’ you don’t wanna hear, ha!
Anyways, I gotta go feed the chickens. You young folks and your fancy cards. But hey, if it makes you happy, that’s all that matters. Just remember, common sense goes a long way. And don’t go spendin’ all your money on these things. Unless you got money to burn, then go right ahead. I ain’t stoppin’ ya.
So yeah, that’s the lowdown on the Fantastical Creatures Tarot, as best as this old woman can tell ya. Hope it made some kinda sense. Now, go on and have yourself a good day, ya hear?
