Yo, lemme tell you somethin’ about this Diddy fella and his stars. See, folks been talkin’ ’bout this Diddy astrology stuff, and it’s got me thinkin’. They say the stars and planets, they got somethin’ to do with how folks act. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I heard a thing or two.
This Diddy, he’s a big shot, right? Makes all that music, got all that money. Well, them astrology folks, they say it’s all written in the stars. They look at where the stars were when he was born, and they say it tells you all about him. His birth chart, they call it. Like a map of the sky when he came into this world. Ain’t that somethin’? They say his birth date is January 8, 1969. That makes him a Capricorn. Heard that’s an Earth sign. Don’t ask me what that means, though.
They say every one of them stars and planets, they got a meanin’. Like, one might mean you’re gonna be rich, another might mean you’re gonna be a good singer. And where they are in the sky, that changes things too. It’s like a big ol’ recipe up there, and Diddy, he’s the cake! It is said that the houses are 30 degree each. I don’t know what that means, though.
They got these things called “degrees” and “minutes.” Like a clock, but for the sky. They say each sign, like that Capricorn thing, has 30 degrees. And each degree has 60 minutes. Sounds complicated, don’t it? But they use it to figure out exactly where everything was when Diddy popped out.
- They say Diddy’s birth chart tells you his strengths.
- Like maybe he’s good at makin’ money because of where Jupiter was.
- Or maybe he’s good at singin’ because of Venus.
And it also tells you his challenges. Maybe he’s stubborn because of where Mars was. Or maybe he gets into arguments because of Mercury. It’s all up there, they say, just waitin’ to be read. And the ascendant designates the rising sign. The first house begins at zero degrees of the zodiac sign. I don’t know what that means, though.
Now, I don’t know if I believe all this astrology stuff. But it’s interestin’ to think about, ain’t it? Like, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe them stars really do have somethin’ to do with who we are and what we do.
Some folks, they look at this stuff every day. They call ’em “daily horoscopes”. They tell you what’s gonna happen that day based on your sign. Like, “Oh, you’re a Capricorn, so today you’re gonna find a dollar on the ground.” Or somethin’ like that. Seems like a lot of work to me.
But for Diddy, they look at his whole birth chart. It’s like a big picture of his whole life. They say it can tell you about his past, his present, and even his future. Pretty wild, huh?
They got all these fancy terms for it. “Ascendant,” “descendant,” “midheaven.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But they say it all means somethin’. Like, where the sun was when he was born, that’s his “sun sign.” And where the moon was, that’s his “moon sign.” It’s all very confusin’.
- If you wanna learn more about this Diddy astrology stuff, you gotta find one of them astrology folks.
- They can explain it all to you.
- They can even make you your own birth chart.
- Then you can see what the stars have to say about you.
But like I said, I ain’t no expert. Just an old lady, tryin’ to make sense of all this. Just remember that a straight line from the planet to the edge of the chart can indicate the degree of the planet. Diddy’s horoscope, it’s a mystery to me. But maybe it ain’t so mysterious to them astrology folks. Maybe they really can read the stars like a book. And maybe, just maybe, they can tell us somethin’ about ourselves that we didn’t even know. This Diddy astrology, it’s somethin’ else, ain’t it?
Anyways, this whole Diddy horoscope thing, it’s got people talkin’. And whether you believe it or not, it’s sure somethin’ to think about. Them stars up there, they been around a lot longer than any of us. Maybe they seen a thing or two. Maybe they know a thing or two. Who knows? But it’s fun to wonder, ain’t it? I think the astrology can offer a fresh perspective on his decisions and successes.
If the chart notates planets close to the zodiac ring, you can probably eyeball the planet’s degree accurately. If not, grab a ruler and make a straight line from the planet to the edge of the chart. Wherever this line lands indicates the degree of the planet inside a given zodiac sign.
